As much as it is inappropriate as it is.. in..appropriate.. I am blogging, 9.43pm.
Normally that wouldn't sound bad at all, but thing is that I have three tests tomorrow.
Normally that would sound extremely bad, but considering its English, Chinese, and math? Yeah, its not that bad afterall.
I just had to sudden urge to blog, but who reads blogs nowadays? Here's an example, yesterday at math class.
Shuhui : RENALD! Blog is do what one ah?
Renald : Well, you basically write stuff.
Shuhui : So you write anything you want??!?
Renald : Uh , yeah sure.
Shuhui : Coooll..
Renald : I have a blog, you want me address?
Shuhui : Dun wan lah..
THERE YOU GO. WHO GIVES SHIT ABOUT BLOGS NOWADAYS. Last time everyone was all blogging and tagging and it was the freagin hit. But recently its like all, "Ahh, I'm just gonna go home and watch 9 episodes of How I Met Your Mother straight, then maybe study a little then sleep." Okay fine that's me. Actually no, I dont do the study part.
I'm just kidding, I study. Just not today. God there's nothing to study. I admit that there's one math formulae that I'm not too sure about but Future Me will deal with that. Am I right?
I realised that in my free time when I'm listening to my music on my phone, or on my laptop. That I always play a song with a rap in it first. And I'll picture myself on stage, in front of everyone, killing that rap. Totally ripping it. While a good friend of mine who is talented in singing sings the chorus.
Man, I secretly hope one day I'd be able to do it. Afterall, my obsession with raps came the day last year at the school's 'Got Talent' contest. These two girls were singing to Billionaire by Bruno and Travie McCoy, and some people were talking bout' how good the rapper was. In my mind I was like, that's good? I mean, she WAS good, I just felt I could do better.
Then came Usher's new hit DJ Got Us Falling In Love featuring Pitbull. I was amazed by how quick Pitbull's spanish rap was. It sounded freagin cool. Without the thought of ever showing off, I just searched up the lyrics and kept repetitively trying to imitate the tone, every single word his American-Spanish mouth was making.
In the end, the rap was freagin second nature to me. Ask me now, I'd rap it freagin chipmunk speed. WHUT UP. After awhile I started telling my friends I could rap that shit. They were like, Tch, yeah right. So I blew them away. Once again, TOTALLY NOT SHOWING OFF.
Then came the day the group of guys were pingponging at Ben's place. Magic by B.O.B came on. I told them by the end of the week I'd knock it down. Well I did, and they were starting to get annoyed with me singing it all day. So, I decided I'd only show off to those who havent heard me rap yet.
Well, I don't rap. I imitate the rap. Whut.
Ah, enough of the rap story. THOUGH, my 100% non-fail rap songs I've perfected are so far..
1) DJ Got Us Falling In Love - Usher ft. Pitbull
2) Magic - B.O.B ft. Rivers Cuomo
3) Nothin' On You - B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars
4) Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams
The Semi Know-Hows
5) I'll Be In The Sky - B.O.B
6) Airplanes pt. 2 - B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams and Eminem
7) Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna
UPCOMING PROJECTS (Nope, not projects, just imitations.)
8) Don't Let Me Fall - B.O.B
9) Bet I Bust - B.O.B ft T.I & Playboy Tre
10) Past My Shades - B.O.B ft. Lupe Fiasco
11) Cold Wind Blows - Eminem
I know in years to come, I'm going to read this and say "Damn I was one show offing son of a bitch." But cmon, pointless things gets chicks. I'm kidding. Rap is.. my passion. I'm kidding as well. I just like raps. They're cool. And you know what they say, Imitation is the best form of flattery.
And.. well, that's it. Another of my stupid posts. I'm hungry.
-Renald
It just doesn't feel right.
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