2011 Preview

Well, after posting a review of the year long gone, I decided I'll make a preview right now.

Actually, I'm not a mind-reader so I can't actually write a preview of my life. Because that'll be boring, puh-lease. I dont wanna know what happens, or when I first get into a fight, when I lose my v...ery expensive pillow casings! *cough* But you catch my drift.

So far 2011 has been, hmm, pretty exciting to say the least. I really think its going to be a great year ahead. Well, at least I think so now. Class has been really fun. Oh gawd did I just say that? Imma sucha nerda. I'm kidding. I hate lesson, especially the lesson where you use the calculator thingy, its called uh.. what was the lesson called? Oh that's right, Mads.

My Mads teacher told us a really funny joke today : "We can't afford to lose time, we only have very few periods in a week.." Uhhuh, yeah sure teach, 7 periods is indefinitely little time in 5 days of schooling every week.

Speaking of jokes, recently my "Funny Jokes" app on my phone has been frequently used. I like telling people riddles and getting pissed when they get it right. When they fall for it, I feel extremely happy inside, even though it wasn't my joke. Still, I executed the riddle, give me credit, bitches. Well, you could argue I tried to steal the riddle-tellings away from Benedict but whatever.

Speaking of Benedict, I really wish to stop the ass-smacking phenomenon. Its creepy, and not to mention gay. So yeah, we're cool. I have concrete evidence I ain't gay. Unfortunately I cant really mention the evidence if not all barriers of life will fall. Not really. I'd be interested to find out what the barriers of life are anyway, but I'm digressing, let's move on.

Hmm, I'll make my life interesting this year. I swear. Instead just being the holidays, imma chase towards excitement in interesting-ent the whole freagin' year. So goodluck to me for that. So, till infinity and beyond.. hope.

Oh one more thing worth noting(not), I've got myself a new alarm clock. Hell yeah. Say hello to the guy who won't be late no more, chick-es. (See how weird that sounds Ben? That's why its Sexy Bitch, not Sexy Chick.)

-Renald
But tonight I'm f...ollowing you.
Oh oh ~ Oh oh~
Tonight I'm following you.