6 points for Christmas

From this day I'll live my life just the way I want it to be. So fuck yeah, inspirational messages. Enough bullshit. Wattah!

-Renald

TITLES ARE AWESOME

VANESSA IS AWESOME,
CHEESE IS HOLY AWESOME.
VANESSA IS AWESOME,
BURGERS ARE YUMMY SHITZ,
VANESSA IS AWESOME.
BRITISH ACCENTS ARE TOTALLY AWESOME COOL.
BITCHY BITCHES SUCKS SHIT,
VANESSA IS AWESOME.
VANESSA IS AWESOME.

Oh wait,
VANESSA IS AWESOME. WHUT.

-Renald
Uh hey, betcha didnt see this post coming. LOL.
SENTENCES UNDER NAMES ARE AWESOME.

Gigolomania~

I'm not one to laugh at people's misery and well, idiotic statements at times but, I just cant help it sometimes.

*Typical teenage girl updates facebook* : "She's right, if you still loved me, you wouldn't be ignoring me the way you are now.."

Me : "It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.. *evil laughter*"

Now now, haterz. I don't pick on teenage girls falling out of love. I pick on those who are so damn irritating with their love messages and shit. Posting that crap on a social networking site, expecting attention. But I gotta admit, a social networking site without those people posting crap would be boring. Dude, stop acting like all the bitches love you. Well, since you are a girl, I suppose "gigolo", would be the correct term. Well not really, I'm not referring to guys in my school being male prostitutes but you get the point. You call people sluts even though they're not officially one.

Anyway, enough about girls and their bitching. (I swear that sentence is just to sound funny, no offence intended, at all. And yes I like to laugh at my jokes at times so bear with me.)

I actually don't have another relevant topic to post about.

I'm so sorry but I love you.

-Renald
You know the world is fucked when relationships are made because of a dare on Facebook. What the fuck.

Best 30 seconds of my life ~

Hey peeps! Its 1.54am, and I'm posting because I can't fall asleep and thoughts just came to my mind.. normally I'll just sleep it off but hearing my stomach grumble was just the last straw.
Hmm, I remember posting 1.54am in the morning before, I think so at least.

So, I got myself some Vanilla bread and got it down to my stomach to digest and get it to stop whining. I woke up late for work today, as usual. I was supposed to reach at 8. I woke up at precisely 8.17am. Partly due to the fact I fell asleep only at around 3. Wonder if taking off my shirt and sleeping for the first time had anything to do with it ANYWAY,

I bathed, put on my shoes, locked the doors and ran towards the bus stop whilst Venus called me and asked : "Where are you?". To which I sorta lied and said "Waiting for the bus". While I was actually running towards the bus stop like a mad dog wanting his mad bone. Don't know why she bought that, I was panting heavily. Gawd, mad dog, mad bone, panting heavily? Sounds like a great night out if you ask me. *cough*

Speaking of great night outs, there can't possibly be a worse song to be addicted to. Well, its a great song, definitely. It sticks in your head. But I just can't stand having a song I'm addicted to, not being able to sing it out loud. Why not? You ask me. Well you tell me what it'll be like as my parents coming home from work seeing your 14 year old son lying on the sofa screaming : "I JUST HAD SEX ~ AND IT FELT SO GOOD~ A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PE.."

Still don't get the joke?



I know, even if you have heard it before, you'd still click the play button because ITS SO DAMN GOOD. LOL.

My favourite part :
LI : She kept lookin' at her watch
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex
LI : But I cried the whole time!
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex!
LI : I think she might have been a racist;
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex ~
LI : She put a bag on my head.
Akon : ... STILL COUNTS!

-Renald
No, not really. I won't do it with a pile of manure.

Big ol' booties!

Gotta love B.O.B's "YEAHHH YEAHHH" at 1.30
Gotta not-so love that dude at 0.20

I swear I've never liked a rapper this much. B.O.B is dope man.
I actually learned the word dope from reading Youtube's comments. Lmao.
If you don't know what's 'dope', here's an extract from the handy urbandictionary.com

1.Dope
Word has also been used to describe how good something is
eg ; Yo foo that new stereo system is dope!

If you're wondering why I'm so B.O.B -thusiastic, then take a look at another video.

Best live performance I've seen.
Although Bruno Mars' voice finally broke and he grew extremely fat.
There was an error around 3 minutes, but cmon, at least that double proved he didn't lip sync. Can't get enough of the song.

Oh and the most memorable thing I've thought of this week :

"B.O.B'S 21???"

No srsly, he's 21. LOL. Holy shit. Totally didn't expect that.

Last video, an interview. Found it awesome.



"The 15 year old version of me would've like.. came on himself!!" (Y)

-Renald

Fuck it all

Went to NEX earlier and got me an awesome new pencil case.

Nuff' said.

-Renald

More than words

Its like I don't even matter.
Sometimes I just want to get out of this hell. But it isn't going to help anything.
Hmm, I wonder if Tinkle Friend can help me. How old is she anyway?

What's the point of telling someone you trust them, but not showing it?
Because actions speak louder than words.

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cos I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you ~

Its more than words, its more than what you say, its the things you do, oh yeah ~

Could take a few pointers, hmm..

-Renald

Informer ~

Well hey there.

I don't really have a specific thing to talk about but let's just see where this goes. Actually, I am absolutely inspirationless right now. I just miss people, some people. Yesterday a few (eight) of us went to a windy Marina Barrage to celebrate Amelia's birthday. Took 8 videos, all with no purpose or point, I think. The wind didn't exactly foil our plans, it actually made it more interesting and fun. Went home late that day though, didn't have to cook rice. Hehe.

Just before yesterday, I went to Vivo Citeh with a couple of people, to celebrate Hester's birthday. Plans WERE foiled but it was pretty fun anyway.

I am stuck. Now, you don't see that often. Ideas usually flood through my brain like a G6, like a G6, like a G6. Off topic? Hmm, the idea train might be coming together. Well, my brain doesn't really function normally ( it never does ) when I'm missing people, or just wished they'd be right by my side this very moment. Posts usually get all emo with the occasional bad joke attempt.

Absence makes the heart go boom boom boom, gotta get that, boom boom boom, gotta get that, boom boom boom, gotta getttt get get get, get get.

Ahhahahah, the Black Eyed Peas really cracks, me up. Do peas crack? I dont know. Bad attempt number 2.

But yeah, absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's it. No long post about that phrase, nuff said. Even though absence can be as short as two days. Not saying that I'm missing someone I haven't seen in two days, *cough*. Get sarcasm, anyone?

Alright, I shouldn't continue posting since I have no inspiration . Byeto!

-Renald
When force comes to feel.

Morning Mediocricy

Yes, its 4.12am and yes, I am asleep.

Well of course I'm not you fool. I have no idea why I am awake.
I watched the Tottenham game till 2, played Crash with my cousin till 3.30, felt hungry and got something to eat and according to my dad, food needs to digest so I can't sleep immediately. Tadaa. Explained.

I sorta promised someone I'd go for track tomorrow/today, but I doubt I can go, having been awake for so long already. Trust me, if this was posted a few hours ago you'd be laughing your ass off the last joke. Thing is I can't find my jokey self round' here.

Its now 4.15, and whilst hearing my cousin breathe loudly, I'm still not sure whether my food has been somewhat digested. He took one of my bolsters and one of my pillows, that severely fucked up my sleeping needs. However, I believe I can survive.

My stomach's grumbling still a lil' more, but I suppose sleeping would be the most appropriate thing to do right now. Trust me I have considered the option of staying up all night, but I figured I don't like breaking promises. Even though "promises were meant to be broken". Well who says Imma break it. Ha ha ha. I got that off facebook. Sigh.

Alright, since my funny bone ain't crackin' up.. get it? Nevermind. I'm going to go sleep now. Track starts in 10 hours time. Ciaoya ~

-Renald

HOLAHOLAH!

Hey there I'm blogging cause SOMEONE is ignoring me till I blog! Hmm okay.

Today was boring, Cousin visited my house, played Digimon World 4 (TOTALLY NOT LAME) and then went to Mac's to eat lunch. Then, played Wii. Then, now Imma webcamming.

On a side note, Dinner wasn't really nice.

BLOG FINISH. HAH. TALK NOWZXXCVCVBBN

-Renald

All i want for christmas is you

ALOHA!

Christmas is coming up right? Yeah,what have you brought for your loved ones?
Anything absurd? I once have an idea to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich for my friend and i got rejected flat, people nowadays should really appreciate gifts, LOL.

Anyway, Katy Perry is very awesome all of a sudden ,

Katy : Cause Baby you're a firework ~
Me : Oh really , how does it feels like exploding in the air and people start to clap and snap pictures when you're in pain ?

I know i have serious lack of sense of humor , i'm trying to type like some people i know , who always use very 'chim' english , does it ring a bell to you ? oh it sure does to me .

So yeah , Christmas is coming , 25 December :D
It happens in 16 more days ,
1 day = 24 hours
16 more days = 384 more hours !

Well life happens very fast nowadays dont you think so ,
its like January yesterday and today its already December ,
Time passes very fast yeah , so , cherish your times with your loved ones ,
Dont regret only when they are gone ,
Yeah , here i am , while trying to type a long long post ,
I'm scratching my head thinking of ideas and stuff to blog about .

And i must post a very long post , i have to prove to somebody i can do it !
I believe that , when you set your mind to it , you can do it ! :D
I cant post shorter then somebody that post longer then me like almost everyday .

Its funny and cute , somebody told me that curly hair looks like spiral bun , awesome enough .
Lets talk about food , since i'm bored and have nothing to do .
So yeah , BUBBLETEAS .
Bubbleteas , awesome arent they ? (Y)
Available and many flavours and way of making it .
Those small little shiny sparkle black chewy ball liked pearls , are the main thing about the drink.
Isnt it wierd for people to order Milk tea without pearl or anything ?
Then might as well go buy from some other store. LOL
I'm not talking about anyone but , Well , Different people different taste thats all i can say .

I wanted to stop , but when i previewed the post , it seems short , shorter then somebody's
So yeah ,
Bhb people arent well liked by me ,
Facebook , mainly holds information about people , yeah we all know , we all stalk ,
I mean hey , tell me who doesnt stalk people ?
I proudly admit that i do , okay wait , proudly was not the word . but well you know what i mean.
Status like :
'* Some name * , If you like this status , its obvious that you stalk me :D !'
Like Eeeew right ?
I mean actually we do judge the book by its cover ,
Even though the person did nothing towards you , but by hearing what people say about them and by their actions and their looks , Pure Guailan .
I mean it , i'm evil i know , but hey , Seriously , We do judge Some people , SOME people , by their looks . i deeply emphasized on the word Some .

So yeah , i still dont think its long enough , but if i dont end , i dontknow where i will drag off to next and getting totally out of topic again , like how i usually end up , okay yeah .

Goodbye , those should sleep right now go and sleep , Good GOODNIGHT Sweet SWEETDREAMS , Bye ^^

- Somebody .
i lost D:

Nanana, what's my name

Thy shalt blog.

Just to make things clear, later means to do things at a later time. Not necessarily within the same day. Here's evidence to prove it!

later : –adjective
1. occurring, coming, or being after the usual or proper time: late frosts; a late spring.

Girl the way you movin' got me in a trance
Dj turn me up ladies this yo jam
Imma sip mascato and you go loose them pants
And Imma throw this money while you do it with no hands~

NO HANDS!

Lazy to talk about track camp actually, but overall it was pretty fun. Impressed with the food, Amazing Race, farewell video for the seniors, find the clue-game, but not so much the night trail.

I couldn't really sleep for the two nights there, occasionally woke up a few times in the middle of the night, largely due to insect bites. We were randomly formed groups on the first day, then we came up with an awesome cheer. Not exactly the cleanest of cheers, if you ask me.

Once I tell you our group name you'll probably know why.

GO THREESOME! <3

THREESOME : Derek, Jonathan, Zhao Wei, Joee, Reagen, Elyas, Muaself.
(Technically its a sevensome)

Lazy to type out the cheer, pretty cool though. Complete with pervetic movements.
First day was okay, second day was better, Miss Tiny Face came!

My phone was left with 20% on the night of the first day, so it took supreme phone battery management to make it last for till break camp.

Oh, I remember one incident during camp.

Here's the thing. I ran to the second floor toilet wanting to take a shit. I reached there, and realised there wasn't toilet paper. I ran over to the other toilet in the second floor, grabbed some toilet paper and ran in, just to realise someone was occupying it. I ran to the third floor, and found that there was no toilet seat. Once again I ran downstairs to ANOTHER second floor toilet and found out that there was no lock. I couldn't wait no more and just closed the door to the most minimum gap between outside and inside and hoped no one came in.

One thing I learnt : Toilet's are never perfect but you just gotta make do with them.
Today, I woke up at 1.30pm. Then I decided to not go to track & field CCA at 2, because by the time went out to buy my brunch, eat my brunch, bathe, tidy up my bed, lock all the doors at home, go there, it would be 3pm.

In the end, went to Orchard with Ben and Haolun. Decided that I since I already missed CCA, I make full use of my day. Shopped for my shoes & Haolun's slippers. I'm totally not used to spending 60 bucks at once. Huge hole in my pocket. That reminds me, I haven't got allowance for mah dad. Anyway, got myself black & white Converse sneakers, sorta.

Anyway, went to Vivo after that to get Haolun's slippers. Because, whichever shop he went to which had slippers, were "disappointing". After that, we couldn't decide whether to take bus or to take train home. I told myself that if it was before 6.20, I'd take train. If it was after, i'd take bus. Guess what time my phone told me, 6.20pm. So wtf do I do?

We stood there in front of the information counter for ten minutes debating on whether to take train or take bus. Because neither of us didn't want to pangseh or tio pangseh-ed. In the end I decided to take train along with Haolun, and Benedict took 855. As I reached the train station, I backed out and got to the Habourfront bus interchange, hoping to get on the bus before Benedict did. Hoping to surprise him. I told him to tell me when the bus arrived. Turns out just when I reached the interchange I received a msg : "Bus is here".

Fantastic, now all of us went separate ways/got pangseh-ed. So, got back to the station and took train back home.

Oh by the way, I changed my blog songs. Hell yeah, non-laziness ftw.
1) I'll Be In The Sky - B.O.B
2) Written In The Stars - Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner
3) Nothin' On You - B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars
4) Raise Your Glass - P!nk
5) Fuck you - Cee Lo Green
6) The Other Side - Bruno Mars ft. Cee Lo Green & B.O.B (Holy shit, all my fav artists in one song)
7) All I Want For Christmas Is You - Big Time Rush ft. Miranda Cosgrove

What can we conclude from my playlist? BLACK TRIUMPS OVER WHITE. & of course, B.O.B is awesome. Word. What's word?

That's about it. Alright, shall post LATER. More of a joke than a recount. CIAOSSAI.

-Renald
Moustache beads are (Y)

I just hate being toyed with, you're hot then you're cold, yes then you're no. in then out, up then down. No seriously. It wasn't meant to be a joke. Excuse & Excuse.. dude, whatever.

I'll post about track camp later. Bye.

-Renald
Sick of your shit.