Saturday, August 28, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

What's a man to do?

Right, kay today was.. sorta emotional.

Was totally hyper and all that shit in the first few periods, but then the memories started to fade in. Well, totally owned history test. What more can I say, didn't even memorize much crap. Ahh, i think this is the start of my academic pendemic. See what I did there? acadeMIC, pendeMIC. Nevermind. Yeah, start of the downfall of my studies. I'm being so.. confident.

Oh yeah, I got 16/30 for my english composition. Which I must admit, hit me harrrdd. My english was always veh goodz de wad. I also neh use all those slang kind of thinkz.

Anyway, I laughed at my compo, because most of the mistakes were expression ones, for example :

1) Hey man,
2) Chill man,
3) Ah, What the heck

LOL. Hilarious shitz.

Yeah, so, I can vaguely remember what happened during recess. Oh yeah, this visitor of sorts kept asking the guys if our food tasted nice. He asked me last :( Tuupid uncle. .. LOL. I'm kidding uncle, your old man specs are awesome.

Right, then totally slacked during PW. And, during VE we grouped up for some project.

We called ourselves "The Rejects" and hi-fived all around. LOL. But really, true story.

So.. after that cliquinity except for Justin and Benedict went to J8 and ate at Yoshinoya. Tried something different. Hmm, not so sure I'm going back there again :/ Your push doors are awesome though! (Y)

After walking around and buying gifts for people, we headed to Dedrick's house to slack. Totally layed down on Dedrick's ultra clean floor and emo-ed for a long long time. Talked to wennhao about some stuffs too.

Then, headed home. Met Josef on 852! Lol.

Right, so that's it.

The rest on my time today will be spent on..

1) Writing a song, a love song. Duh.
2) Revising for maths
3) Deciding whether or not to wake up and watch the Tottenham match.
4) WAITING FOR VIVIENNELIAU'S REPLY. LOL.

-Renald
I'm done. But still, you're really really cute.

ALFRED, YOU ZAI, YOU VEH ZAI! LOL.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Man she got me singin' ;

TAG REPLIES :
Vivienne : Thanks for your many tags! :DD *sniff*
Shamilah : Ciao :D
Wennhao : WHICH GIRL? LOL.
Wanlin : Ho hey :)
Amelia : Yooo, lazy luh you. LOL. Thanks :)
Venus : Thankyouu :)

Why do I feel like I don't take history seriously at all?

I dont know the answer to that question but I do know that the above statement is correct. Why do I know that? Because its 9.08pm and I haven't touched my history book.

Yesterday, I went to Benedict's house to.. study. While the rest did their projects / watch people dance. On route to his house, we talked a lot about how long certain things would last. We went on and on about it.

That's.. pretty much it. I'm a boring person aren't I.

Okay fine, I'm not in the posting mood now. Just, keepin' things alive. Goodbye.

-Renald
If it's love?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Good times.

COMP LAB POST!

Ah, okay that's it. Bye.

I'll show the world, I'll make you believe.

I don't wanna be called a big mouth again so here's this.
Congratulations to a certain friend, who has done something pretty cool.
Something in which, is pretty hard to do. Yep. Purrrty' hard.
So, goodjob yeah :)

Congratulations, and fuck the rest of the world.

I'm sorry bout' that. Let's move on with, proper things shall we?

So these few days been pretty.. uh. Mixed. I don't really remember much of the previous few days except I went out with my children. Yeah.

Silly child, forgetting to bring the keys to the house :) Spent 7 bucks taking a taxi over to some part in yishun. Then taking 806 back to square one, aka northpoint. Had.. macdonalds for dinner. And then went home. When I got home I watched the.. Tottenham match and, stuff. So, we won. And, that's pretty much it.

The day before that. Was sorta fun. Haha.

On friday.. hmm, the day we went to collect trash from people's households. Pretty cool. Teamed up with Benedict and Wanlin to attack the 12th floors. Our group's first customer was a naked plum man, good guy :) But after that things became a lil' weird.

We moved on to another side of the building, then we got chased out of the lift at the 4th floor. Thus, Benedict and Wanlin ran up the stairs with me lagging behind. So, as I approached the 6th floor, they pushed me away. Whispering : "Don't go up there, got people banging!" Which honestly cracked me up. I honestly wanted to see what was happening, but.. meh. I guess I have respect for couples. But that didnt stop me making fun of them. Lmao. Indirectly, of course.

Oh, before that. Went to eat KFC with cliquinity excluding elyas, who had mosque. Then, went to T-net to play whatever crap. Played spot the difference for a while, then played this... flick-thing-into-hole-with-hands game. Vivienne and gang were there too.

So.. after that. Came home and was.. i dont remember.. Slacking, probably. Lol.

And thenz, somegirl kept making me laugh and show off my teeth :B
Haha, chatted with burgerqueen till about 11.45 then she knocked off. And, I knocked off about an hour later. :) Hmm, something tells me I'm not going to knock off so easily tonight.

Sweet dreams eh, haolun? ^^

-Renald
Things seem so so familiar, I'm afraid. History, repeating itself.
I have a good feel about this though. Do I?
I can never be entirely sure.

Its like 1 year and half compressed into a week and replaying itself to me.
What's it trying to say? Take the bait?
Or is it just corrections after a fucked up maths paper?

Sigh. Just, sigh.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ooolala¬




Awesome advice from myself huh. LOL.
Idea courtesy of Ng Jiayu.



Hmm, these days been pretty fun I suppose. Few days back we had the volleyball interhouse. Cheered mah throat off literally. Anyone who was there can support my statement :) Oh sorry, it was yesterday. LOL. Been sorta, lost in time recently. For some reason. Anyway, congratulations to the team though! THIRD PLACE HELL FREAGIN' YEAH!


These few days I figured.. I don't need extremely detailed wishes during 11.11 to make me happy. My previous three 11.11 wishes have been solely, "I wish tomorrow would be a great day." And well, I'm going to do the same thing today, in right about.. 83 minutes :)

I also figured that, the day is what you make of it. You can be really happy if you want to. And I want to be happy. Do things that, no matter how lame or how pointless, is a fun thing to do. And make sure that thing would put a smile on you and possibly someone else's face. I think this piece of tissue paper explains it all.



Need a tissue for you to wipe your tears? Just give me a text :)

RENALD'S TISSUE DELIVERING SERVICE,
We deliver it, without you knowing it ^^

Alright so. I've not made my choice yet, so I'll need more emotional music and time to ponder. But for now.. lets get started on that pile of math worksheets shall we?

GOODBYE!

-Renald

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A choice to make.

Hmm, I wonder.

Is it worth it doing something that you'd enjoy at first, but you'll know you end up being fucked at the end. But still, it'll be lots of fun and gives me some exposure. Its certainly doable, to my point of view at least.

Either that or going with the saying "Prevention is better than cure". Should I be content with what I have achieved thus far? Saying "I've done so much, this is enough. Better not risk anything." . That's a formula for a boring life.

However, with my situation analysis prowess ( not being bhb here ), things would probably turn ugly if something bad or not according to plan happens.

In games, I've always took risks. Take for example 'daidi', or Big 2. No wait, that's complicated to explain. Alright, Blackjack. During the festive Chinese New Year, my family and I always play '21', or Blackjack. When I get a 16 or 17, with a $2 bet in mah hand, I've always took another card. I'm not saying I'm a gambler or anything, but to me, I think that proves something.

I'll think about it. This certainly ain't just about cards.

Updating links and blogskin tomorrow. Goodnight people.

-Renald

Hello thar!

Turns out I couldn't live without a blog. Lmao

Call me outdated that I'm using blogger's NEW format system but I'm just lazy. Now, wasn't that a tad bit ironic. Fix that later.

I am also lazy to post right now so, yep. Welcome back to Renald's blog.

Expect nothing new from the previous blogs, they'll still be the same. Except I've become funnier. I'm kidding. See, that wasn't funny was it.

If you'd like to see my other 300 or so posts then you can go to www.renzzz96z.blogspot.com to read them. But warning though, they bring back bad memories. Well, some at least.

Okay so.. RENZZZ96 VERSION TWOZ. ISPENTFIVEMINUTEZZZ96

-Renald
There's gotta be something more it, isn't there?

Monday, August 16, 2010

In about 19 minutes.

To my awesome daughter :

I'm under somewhat pressure right now, because I've just recieved news that future Mrs Teo is gonna sleep soon. NAH IM JUST KIDDIN' :D So basically, I've created another blog for some reason. Even though I could use my old blog, http://www.renzzz96z.blogspot.com/ HAHAHA. Nobody would've guessed am I right? Inside joke.

Well, I would've felt no need to say it was an inside joke because obviously the only person to see this is you, Miss Hunky and Charming.

If you were wondering about my blog url, I'd say this. I wanted to use 'awasteofspace' as my blog name, but as expected it was taken. Then.. I thought and thought and thought, guess what. *look at blog url*

Alright so, enough bullshit. Though, saying enough bullshit would mean the end of the whole post doesn't it? Anyway, yeah. I'd probably keep this blog, and change the url later on. This signifies, a new chapter in life. Though, there's not much change in my life. In terms of everything, except love, of course. *cough*

Yeah, so. New chapter. Life, whatever. You'd probably know by now, its hard to change the types of jokes I make. Which can be described in about... three words. Lame.. Inappropriate... and.. Lame. So, okay. I can't really think straight. I've been posed with a task of making someone tickle their own fancy within a time slot of about.. 840 seconds. To think I actually bothered to calculate the time.. ANYWAY.

That leaves me with about 823 seconds as I type, so yes. I realise I'm using a lot (two) of the winekone's terms, which makes me a retard. Which coincidentally, doesn't rhyme with custard, mustard and bastard. And.. for urbandictionarers, lustard.

If you haven't been noticing, none of these paragraphs relate to what I've told you. That I have lots of stuff and jokes I couldn't say out. Because, once these jokes are said. They are, forgotten. By me. Because, its too cold. Too bloody cold.

Its bloody cold¬
Its bloody cold¬
Its bloody cold, its true.¬

Ahh, good times. Go Dead ringers. You know what else is ring-shaped? Onion rings. And, before I go into onion rings, I wasn't saying that the Dead Ringers were, in-fact shaped like a ring. Because.. that'd be weird.. and a freak of nature.

So, onion rings right. They are made of awesome. Because obviously potato is awesome, and holy is cheese. Holy awesome, cheese fries. Remember?

Do you remember?
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
All of the times we had¬¬

Digressing is really a handy way of finding out things to say. Of which is a tactic I am using right now. So, eight minutes to 10.25 where you remind me to get 98 bucks from me lim peh lao peh, lan peh peh. ... I have no idea. LOL.

Yes, so speaking of handy ways. Handy road. Which, is the only place I can go to TO get my phone fixed. I pretty much ranted how much I hated my phone which caused me go through all that bus drama which... is sad.

So, enough of a buses, missus. No, I didn't mean that. I just wanted something to rhyme.. and stuff. Make you laugh. You see, don't play with me. You know, gonna carry on with this post now. Again know and now doesn't rhyme, but let's not waste our time.

I think I literature thhemm pro sial. LOL.

Alright, 5 minutes.

Tune/Turn it up¬
Its five minutes to midnight,
Sing our names (smth like that) in city lights¬

Review post review post review post.... DONE.

Ugh, the post still feels short. But nonetheless, I'll make it up to you. By buying you that.. Subway sandwhich crap. While you treat me to a cookie! I like cookiez. What you wanna treat me is up to your decision..

She's indecisive,
She can't decide.
She keeps on lookin',
from left to right.

That's enough crap. So, hope you've laughed and... bang. Someone died. Made your night. Stop yo fight. Turn off the lights. ... Really. I don't know what I'm saying. kthxbrb.

-Renald