6 points for Christmas

From this day I'll live my life just the way I want it to be. So fuck yeah, inspirational messages. Enough bullshit. Wattah!

-Renald

TITLES ARE AWESOME

VANESSA IS AWESOME,
CHEESE IS HOLY AWESOME.
VANESSA IS AWESOME,
BURGERS ARE YUMMY SHITZ,
VANESSA IS AWESOME.
BRITISH ACCENTS ARE TOTALLY AWESOME COOL.
BITCHY BITCHES SUCKS SHIT,
VANESSA IS AWESOME.
VANESSA IS AWESOME.

Oh wait,
VANESSA IS AWESOME. WHUT.

-Renald
Uh hey, betcha didnt see this post coming. LOL.
SENTENCES UNDER NAMES ARE AWESOME.

Gigolomania~

I'm not one to laugh at people's misery and well, idiotic statements at times but, I just cant help it sometimes.

*Typical teenage girl updates facebook* : "She's right, if you still loved me, you wouldn't be ignoring me the way you are now.."

Me : "It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.. *evil laughter*"

Now now, haterz. I don't pick on teenage girls falling out of love. I pick on those who are so damn irritating with their love messages and shit. Posting that crap on a social networking site, expecting attention. But I gotta admit, a social networking site without those people posting crap would be boring. Dude, stop acting like all the bitches love you. Well, since you are a girl, I suppose "gigolo", would be the correct term. Well not really, I'm not referring to guys in my school being male prostitutes but you get the point. You call people sluts even though they're not officially one.

Anyway, enough about girls and their bitching. (I swear that sentence is just to sound funny, no offence intended, at all. And yes I like to laugh at my jokes at times so bear with me.)

I actually don't have another relevant topic to post about.

I'm so sorry but I love you.

-Renald
You know the world is fucked when relationships are made because of a dare on Facebook. What the fuck.

Best 30 seconds of my life ~

Hey peeps! Its 1.54am, and I'm posting because I can't fall asleep and thoughts just came to my mind.. normally I'll just sleep it off but hearing my stomach grumble was just the last straw.
Hmm, I remember posting 1.54am in the morning before, I think so at least.

So, I got myself some Vanilla bread and got it down to my stomach to digest and get it to stop whining. I woke up late for work today, as usual. I was supposed to reach at 8. I woke up at precisely 8.17am. Partly due to the fact I fell asleep only at around 3. Wonder if taking off my shirt and sleeping for the first time had anything to do with it ANYWAY,

I bathed, put on my shoes, locked the doors and ran towards the bus stop whilst Venus called me and asked : "Where are you?". To which I sorta lied and said "Waiting for the bus". While I was actually running towards the bus stop like a mad dog wanting his mad bone. Don't know why she bought that, I was panting heavily. Gawd, mad dog, mad bone, panting heavily? Sounds like a great night out if you ask me. *cough*

Speaking of great night outs, there can't possibly be a worse song to be addicted to. Well, its a great song, definitely. It sticks in your head. But I just can't stand having a song I'm addicted to, not being able to sing it out loud. Why not? You ask me. Well you tell me what it'll be like as my parents coming home from work seeing your 14 year old son lying on the sofa screaming : "I JUST HAD SEX ~ AND IT FELT SO GOOD~ A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PE.."

Still don't get the joke?



I know, even if you have heard it before, you'd still click the play button because ITS SO DAMN GOOD. LOL.

My favourite part :
LI : She kept lookin' at her watch
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex
LI : But I cried the whole time!
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex!
LI : I think she might have been a racist;
Akon : Doesn't matter have sex ~
LI : She put a bag on my head.
Akon : ... STILL COUNTS!

-Renald
No, not really. I won't do it with a pile of manure.

Big ol' booties!

Gotta love B.O.B's "YEAHHH YEAHHH" at 1.30
Gotta not-so love that dude at 0.20

I swear I've never liked a rapper this much. B.O.B is dope man.
I actually learned the word dope from reading Youtube's comments. Lmao.
If you don't know what's 'dope', here's an extract from the handy urbandictionary.com

1.Dope
Word has also been used to describe how good something is
eg ; Yo foo that new stereo system is dope!

If you're wondering why I'm so B.O.B -thusiastic, then take a look at another video.

Best live performance I've seen.
Although Bruno Mars' voice finally broke and he grew extremely fat.
There was an error around 3 minutes, but cmon, at least that double proved he didn't lip sync. Can't get enough of the song.

Oh and the most memorable thing I've thought of this week :

"B.O.B'S 21???"

No srsly, he's 21. LOL. Holy shit. Totally didn't expect that.

Last video, an interview. Found it awesome.



"The 15 year old version of me would've like.. came on himself!!" (Y)

-Renald

Fuck it all

Went to NEX earlier and got me an awesome new pencil case.

Nuff' said.

-Renald

More than words

Its like I don't even matter.
Sometimes I just want to get out of this hell. But it isn't going to help anything.
Hmm, I wonder if Tinkle Friend can help me. How old is she anyway?

What's the point of telling someone you trust them, but not showing it?
Because actions speak louder than words.

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cos I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you ~

Its more than words, its more than what you say, its the things you do, oh yeah ~

Could take a few pointers, hmm..

-Renald

Informer ~

Well hey there.

I don't really have a specific thing to talk about but let's just see where this goes. Actually, I am absolutely inspirationless right now. I just miss people, some people. Yesterday a few (eight) of us went to a windy Marina Barrage to celebrate Amelia's birthday. Took 8 videos, all with no purpose or point, I think. The wind didn't exactly foil our plans, it actually made it more interesting and fun. Went home late that day though, didn't have to cook rice. Hehe.

Just before yesterday, I went to Vivo Citeh with a couple of people, to celebrate Hester's birthday. Plans WERE foiled but it was pretty fun anyway.

I am stuck. Now, you don't see that often. Ideas usually flood through my brain like a G6, like a G6, like a G6. Off topic? Hmm, the idea train might be coming together. Well, my brain doesn't really function normally ( it never does ) when I'm missing people, or just wished they'd be right by my side this very moment. Posts usually get all emo with the occasional bad joke attempt.

Absence makes the heart go boom boom boom, gotta get that, boom boom boom, gotta get that, boom boom boom, gotta getttt get get get, get get.

Ahhahahah, the Black Eyed Peas really cracks, me up. Do peas crack? I dont know. Bad attempt number 2.

But yeah, absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's it. No long post about that phrase, nuff said. Even though absence can be as short as two days. Not saying that I'm missing someone I haven't seen in two days, *cough*. Get sarcasm, anyone?

Alright, I shouldn't continue posting since I have no inspiration . Byeto!

-Renald
When force comes to feel.

Morning Mediocricy

Yes, its 4.12am and yes, I am asleep.

Well of course I'm not you fool. I have no idea why I am awake.
I watched the Tottenham game till 2, played Crash with my cousin till 3.30, felt hungry and got something to eat and according to my dad, food needs to digest so I can't sleep immediately. Tadaa. Explained.

I sorta promised someone I'd go for track tomorrow/today, but I doubt I can go, having been awake for so long already. Trust me, if this was posted a few hours ago you'd be laughing your ass off the last joke. Thing is I can't find my jokey self round' here.

Its now 4.15, and whilst hearing my cousin breathe loudly, I'm still not sure whether my food has been somewhat digested. He took one of my bolsters and one of my pillows, that severely fucked up my sleeping needs. However, I believe I can survive.

My stomach's grumbling still a lil' more, but I suppose sleeping would be the most appropriate thing to do right now. Trust me I have considered the option of staying up all night, but I figured I don't like breaking promises. Even though "promises were meant to be broken". Well who says Imma break it. Ha ha ha. I got that off facebook. Sigh.

Alright, since my funny bone ain't crackin' up.. get it? Nevermind. I'm going to go sleep now. Track starts in 10 hours time. Ciaoya ~

-Renald

HOLAHOLAH!

Hey there I'm blogging cause SOMEONE is ignoring me till I blog! Hmm okay.

Today was boring, Cousin visited my house, played Digimon World 4 (TOTALLY NOT LAME) and then went to Mac's to eat lunch. Then, played Wii. Then, now Imma webcamming.

On a side note, Dinner wasn't really nice.

BLOG FINISH. HAH. TALK NOWZXXCVCVBBN

-Renald

All i want for christmas is you

ALOHA!

Christmas is coming up right? Yeah,what have you brought for your loved ones?
Anything absurd? I once have an idea to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich for my friend and i got rejected flat, people nowadays should really appreciate gifts, LOL.

Anyway, Katy Perry is very awesome all of a sudden ,

Katy : Cause Baby you're a firework ~
Me : Oh really , how does it feels like exploding in the air and people start to clap and snap pictures when you're in pain ?

I know i have serious lack of sense of humor , i'm trying to type like some people i know , who always use very 'chim' english , does it ring a bell to you ? oh it sure does to me .

So yeah , Christmas is coming , 25 December :D
It happens in 16 more days ,
1 day = 24 hours
16 more days = 384 more hours !

Well life happens very fast nowadays dont you think so ,
its like January yesterday and today its already December ,
Time passes very fast yeah , so , cherish your times with your loved ones ,
Dont regret only when they are gone ,
Yeah , here i am , while trying to type a long long post ,
I'm scratching my head thinking of ideas and stuff to blog about .

And i must post a very long post , i have to prove to somebody i can do it !
I believe that , when you set your mind to it , you can do it ! :D
I cant post shorter then somebody that post longer then me like almost everyday .

Its funny and cute , somebody told me that curly hair looks like spiral bun , awesome enough .
Lets talk about food , since i'm bored and have nothing to do .
So yeah , BUBBLETEAS .
Bubbleteas , awesome arent they ? (Y)
Available and many flavours and way of making it .
Those small little shiny sparkle black chewy ball liked pearls , are the main thing about the drink.
Isnt it wierd for people to order Milk tea without pearl or anything ?
Then might as well go buy from some other store. LOL
I'm not talking about anyone but , Well , Different people different taste thats all i can say .

I wanted to stop , but when i previewed the post , it seems short , shorter then somebody's
So yeah ,
Bhb people arent well liked by me ,
Facebook , mainly holds information about people , yeah we all know , we all stalk ,
I mean hey , tell me who doesnt stalk people ?
I proudly admit that i do , okay wait , proudly was not the word . but well you know what i mean.
Status like :
'* Some name * , If you like this status , its obvious that you stalk me :D !'
Like Eeeew right ?
I mean actually we do judge the book by its cover ,
Even though the person did nothing towards you , but by hearing what people say about them and by their actions and their looks , Pure Guailan .
I mean it , i'm evil i know , but hey , Seriously , We do judge Some people , SOME people , by their looks . i deeply emphasized on the word Some .

So yeah , i still dont think its long enough , but if i dont end , i dontknow where i will drag off to next and getting totally out of topic again , like how i usually end up , okay yeah .

Goodbye , those should sleep right now go and sleep , Good GOODNIGHT Sweet SWEETDREAMS , Bye ^^

- Somebody .
i lost D:

Nanana, what's my name

Thy shalt blog.

Just to make things clear, later means to do things at a later time. Not necessarily within the same day. Here's evidence to prove it!

later : –adjective
1. occurring, coming, or being after the usual or proper time: late frosts; a late spring.

Girl the way you movin' got me in a trance
Dj turn me up ladies this yo jam
Imma sip mascato and you go loose them pants
And Imma throw this money while you do it with no hands~

NO HANDS!

Lazy to talk about track camp actually, but overall it was pretty fun. Impressed with the food, Amazing Race, farewell video for the seniors, find the clue-game, but not so much the night trail.

I couldn't really sleep for the two nights there, occasionally woke up a few times in the middle of the night, largely due to insect bites. We were randomly formed groups on the first day, then we came up with an awesome cheer. Not exactly the cleanest of cheers, if you ask me.

Once I tell you our group name you'll probably know why.

GO THREESOME! <3

THREESOME : Derek, Jonathan, Zhao Wei, Joee, Reagen, Elyas, Muaself.
(Technically its a sevensome)

Lazy to type out the cheer, pretty cool though. Complete with pervetic movements.
First day was okay, second day was better, Miss Tiny Face came!

My phone was left with 20% on the night of the first day, so it took supreme phone battery management to make it last for till break camp.

Oh, I remember one incident during camp.

Here's the thing. I ran to the second floor toilet wanting to take a shit. I reached there, and realised there wasn't toilet paper. I ran over to the other toilet in the second floor, grabbed some toilet paper and ran in, just to realise someone was occupying it. I ran to the third floor, and found that there was no toilet seat. Once again I ran downstairs to ANOTHER second floor toilet and found out that there was no lock. I couldn't wait no more and just closed the door to the most minimum gap between outside and inside and hoped no one came in.

One thing I learnt : Toilet's are never perfect but you just gotta make do with them.
Today, I woke up at 1.30pm. Then I decided to not go to track & field CCA at 2, because by the time went out to buy my brunch, eat my brunch, bathe, tidy up my bed, lock all the doors at home, go there, it would be 3pm.

In the end, went to Orchard with Ben and Haolun. Decided that I since I already missed CCA, I make full use of my day. Shopped for my shoes & Haolun's slippers. I'm totally not used to spending 60 bucks at once. Huge hole in my pocket. That reminds me, I haven't got allowance for mah dad. Anyway, got myself black & white Converse sneakers, sorta.

Anyway, went to Vivo after that to get Haolun's slippers. Because, whichever shop he went to which had slippers, were "disappointing". After that, we couldn't decide whether to take bus or to take train home. I told myself that if it was before 6.20, I'd take train. If it was after, i'd take bus. Guess what time my phone told me, 6.20pm. So wtf do I do?

We stood there in front of the information counter for ten minutes debating on whether to take train or take bus. Because neither of us didn't want to pangseh or tio pangseh-ed. In the end I decided to take train along with Haolun, and Benedict took 855. As I reached the train station, I backed out and got to the Habourfront bus interchange, hoping to get on the bus before Benedict did. Hoping to surprise him. I told him to tell me when the bus arrived. Turns out just when I reached the interchange I received a msg : "Bus is here".

Fantastic, now all of us went separate ways/got pangseh-ed. So, got back to the station and took train back home.

Oh by the way, I changed my blog songs. Hell yeah, non-laziness ftw.
1) I'll Be In The Sky - B.O.B
2) Written In The Stars - Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner
3) Nothin' On You - B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars
4) Raise Your Glass - P!nk
5) Fuck you - Cee Lo Green
6) The Other Side - Bruno Mars ft. Cee Lo Green & B.O.B (Holy shit, all my fav artists in one song)
7) All I Want For Christmas Is You - Big Time Rush ft. Miranda Cosgrove

What can we conclude from my playlist? BLACK TRIUMPS OVER WHITE. & of course, B.O.B is awesome. Word. What's word?

That's about it. Alright, shall post LATER. More of a joke than a recount. CIAOSSAI.

-Renald
Moustache beads are (Y)

I just hate being toyed with, you're hot then you're cold, yes then you're no. in then out, up then down. No seriously. It wasn't meant to be a joke. Excuse & Excuse.. dude, whatever.

I'll post about track camp later. Bye.

-Renald
Sick of your shit.

BEAR BLUE SCARY HAHAHA

From what I hear, my blog's entertaining and makes people laugh. I won't deny that *extreme coughing*, just for the record, I'm not some egoistic maniac who just loves his own jokes. Well okay, I laugh at my own jokes all the time and I do have quite a big ego. But I'm not a maniac. And, it really makes me motivated to write the shit I do write. Even though sometimes my post might get a little controversial and cause certain really close friends/advisers that stay up 4am at night to reprimand me of my naive thinking and ways of life. *extreme coughing twice*

But really, if you do visit my blog frequently or not, leave a tag. It helps. When nobody tags I usually go back to the more emotional shit that's inside of me and not that wacky lame shitass dude that makes you LOL and -.- at the same time.

Now, back to serious (not really) business. And that's right, I spelt business correctly. WHUT.

So, I don't usually do emotional dedications, even though I just did one to my maids in the previous post. But I meant emotional dedications like those kind of consoling crap on my blog to a certain person I don't mention. Well, I suppose I do those consoling shit quite often but that's not the point. There is no point however. This post shall go on without more bullshit.

Basically, relationships is my topic today/tonight/midnight/2.44am.
Dedicated to Aussie animals. Whut. That was a pretty obvious clue wasn't it, LOL.

I miss the good ol' days where guys were true, and sincere. Not saying I've BEEN in those good ol' days but I'm just saying. These days relationships can last 67 days and people go "Oh my dear, you were the love of my life, please come back, don't leave me." Dude, you're 14. Its technically not your "life" yet. Unless the world ends at 2012 then yes, this is your life. But I'm a non-believer in that. Funny how I'm always contradictive with my words.

Sure, you're in love and there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong being in a relationship either. In fact its a wonderful feeling. Fact of the matter is, these days, as quoted by Facebook Likes : "monthsaries exist because this days relationships don't reach anniversaries". I can't express my hate towards the word monthsary. It just sounds so wrong. Its not right. It sounds so degrading. Happy monthsary? Its only been a month. 1st month 2nd month sounds, slightly better, to an extent. But I'm not complaining about words here.

If you're in a relationship or had one, (NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT), I suggest you don't take it TOO seriously. I've always felt that dating is just to get to know the other person better, and see whether you are compatible. Because let's be honest, how many people get through a relationship at 14 and make it to marriage? *cough*mybrother*cough*

If you've fallen out or broken up, don't be too disheartened. There are other fish in the pond. (Even though some might not be so stupid to catch the bait, lmao. Get the joke? Nvm). Because once again, there's never much of a realistic chance you'll make it all the way.

And I still don't believe, that no matter what you two went through at this age (no sex joke here), that he's the best guy to ever exist. No "best guys to ever exist" dump a girl just because he didn't have feelings for her anymore. Furthermore, that "best guy" wouldn't even date you unless he was sure he really really loved you. Trust me, if that guy's the best guy you've GOT TO make more friends.

Get over him. Just get over him. Sometimes things just don't work out and there's NOTHING you can do about it. No matter how many 0's you put in your decimal percentage chance you'll get back with him, It won't happen. Unless of course there's a miracle. But what are the odds.

You just got to let go, and truly truly tell your heart that he ain't worth it. If you are truly beautiful in there (I meant heart, you sick ***), the right person will come. Also, if other people come knocking your door and you don't really like them or want them to be your partner, just reject them. No matter how much its gonna hurt the guy.

Thing is, the trick is to reject the guy as harshly as possible and pound him till every inch of dignity in him flies to Africa. He'll get over it, even if he cries a few times in bed. If he tries to cut himself or thinks about suicide, then he's a pussy. If you don't do that, he'll probably come pestering you again because he thinks "Persistance is the key". It doesn't work that way, well, sometimes. Unless its the movies then yes, it works.

I might have gone slightly out of point but that's all I gotta say. Once again, its only my opinion. Don't have to be so serious about it. Signing off after Tottenham's 2 - 1 victory over Liverpool at 3.08am, good night Singapore.

-Renald

Let things be alright.

As I walked through the floors of Orchard Mall, I heard the Yo Gabba Gabba cast singing the song "I'm so excited" which definitely didn't make me excited, I looked over to my left and saw hundreds of kids and their parents gathered around the stage listening to the extremely caucasian language of the show's host, and laughed at how the kids didn't understand a word he was saying.

So basically, on Friday I came back from the class chalet, ate lunch at AMK Hub along with some awesome peepo and reached home at 12. I used the computer for at most 2 hours before falling into deep sleep on my bed. I woke up at 7, had some awesome dinner, and fell asleep at 9 again. Because of my brother, I woke up at 12.30am not knowing what exactly happened to me. My brother advised that I don't immediately sleep, if not I'd wake up the next morning completely worn out and tired. So, I watched television and used the comp till 4am and then slept.

By somewhat miracle, I woke up at 10am on the dot. I asked my maid to buy me the last breakfast she was ever going to buy me, Sausage Mcmuffin with Egg, coupled with a nice warm cup of milo. Enjoyed the meal.

After which I slacked till 2pm and got the money from my parents to go and pay the general office for the Julia Gabriel's workshop which I largely did not attend. On the way to school I saw a couple of trackers, one of em' was blaming me for slacking. Didn't mind that. I had to walk through the heavy rain to and fro the school because there was no direct shelter. Why walk? Because I learnt that running in rain makes more rain hit you. That's right. Don't remember who told me that tho.

So, I reached back khatib and bought myself some chicken rice and a nice cup of blueberry milk tea. Ate it and bathed, and wore my new Purple-Blue collar-White and orange sleeved-slightly V-necked shirt, which VAR picked out for me. Then, set off to Orchard with my parents and maid. Since she never really went out of Yishun since she arrived two years ago.

So, tomorrow is the last day she's gonna be here. And tomorrow's the last day I'm ever going to enjoy the services of a maid. I think its going to be a big change. For the whole family, really. I used to wake up and call my maid's name, give her some money and wake up with breakfast on the table. Its not going to be like that anymore.

I feel so ashamed, I don't even know where to buy some of the breakfast she buys back (Its a secret no one in my family knows). Because if they did I'd get a rollicking. Afterall I've stayed in the area for over 9 years.

But seriously though, so many things are going to be different. I have to wash my own clothes, wash my own plates, close all the windows and doors before I get out of home. And when I do get home I have to open the doors myself, and not just ring a doorbell. All those might sound pretty normal but really, in the past 14 years of my life I've been living a life of just pure luxury. In terms of home sense, of course.

I think I do know why my parents decided to stop getting a maid, I gotta start learning to do things on my own. When I wake up on Monday morning, my life changes. Everything is gonna be different. I'm living my own life now. Cleaning up the beds, having my own room. My brother's gonna move to the room my maid once slept at.

I guess its time. Well, I'm pretty damn sure my maid won't come onto this blog but I just gotta say this. Well, to all my previous maid's that took care of me :

Thank you oh so much. To my first two maids, I know I was a pain in the ass. I cried and cried and cried over every small thing. I wouldn't eat, wouldn't sleep. I'd cry because you would refuse to carry me upstairs to my room, even at 6 years old. I'm pampered shit man. To my third and fourth maids, I know I was STILL a pain in the ass. Still pampered shit, I'll scold you for every little detail that wasn't even your fault, and you'll still put up with my crap and continue doing the dirty work for me. To my last two maids, well, thanks. Since then I suppose I wasn't that much a pain in the butthole but I was still stubborn many two a times. Thanks, really, for everything.

What's a dedication without names? Judy, Lynn, Melissa, Madelia, Rolyn, Alicia.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! And, no, alicia is not a red manequine. Sorry btw, for using your name in a horror story I made in the chalet.

Alright, enough for the credits. If there's time I'll post again tonight. Completely unrelated to day's events. More of a joke. Kay, bye.

-Renald
Hmmm.. We'll see.

Believe your body can mend

Hey there, its chalet day. I honestly never thought I'd have the capabilities to plan a chalet, though the chalet haven't started yet. I think its gonna turn out okay. Since the first day I started asking the class questions about the chalet, I never thought this day would come. Basically because usually all the class outings I've planned were sorta fail. This however, isn't exactly an outing. Thus.. bravo?

Well, okay. After posting I am going to brush my teeth, eat my breakfast, bathe and then set off to complete my mission. This mission is extremely risky, as all the timings are not confirmed, AT ALL. I might reach at 10 and end up the target is unlocked at 11? I might set up trap and target arrives at 9? Okay, I'm talking bullshit. Forget all that urine.

If time permits, I'll definitely blog in the chalet. Hopefully my bag has enough space and I figure out a way to stuff my laptop charger in it. So, that's about it.

I sincerely hope everything turns out alright. Let it turn out alright!

-Renald

Us, us, us, us.

Its better if you don't understand,
Because you wont know what its like until you try.
Oh I~ I'll be waiting on the other side
And you ~ all you gotta do is cross the line
I could wait a whole lifetime, but you just gotta decide
But I~ I'll be waiting on the other, waiting on the other side.

Bruno Mars, Cee Lo Green, B.O.B. Wicked combination.

Ahhh, I wonder what's going on? Who's hurt, who's hurting? I feel as if though its two different viewpoints of where things are going right now. Those words, those sentences, those hearts. What do they mean? Seems a lot like that old me, just in a different situation. Aren't things getting better? If so, what's with all those quotes? I don't get it. Just tell me.

Baby whatcha say?
Ohh that you only meant well, of course you did.
Ohh whatcha say..
Ohh that its all for the best, of course it is.

Shall sleep before 12. (Y) Fantastico.

-Renald
Hope it doesn't feel like insomnia.

When love and paper balls collide.

Firstly..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VIVIENNE LIAU! :D
Thanks for being an awesome -friend- ! Really glad that I met you (: So.. hope you enjoyed your birthday! ~

ANYWAY, great news related to my computer, I FOUND MY SGUIGGLY! ~ Not this piece of rectangular ¬ . Its not really rectangular but it does have an edge on it. My keyboard's all mixed up so I don't really know where the keys are, but I found it! Tralala ~

So basically, on Thursday I went for Track and Field training, then today I worked the last day of my bookshop shift along with Venus, Amelia, Madeleine and Tinwing. And.. not to forget, the cute cute little boy (which coincidentally looks A LOT like the past me ) Gabriel! Though I'm DEFINITELY not trying to say I WAS a cute cute little boy. Of course not.

Well once again we had fun playing paper volleyball/dodgeball/baseball when "Lady Boss" wasn't around. I think she caught us playing and was furious but whattheheck. We then went opposite to drink Bubbletea and our Chicken Burgers/Hashbrowns!

After which, we went back to the store and found Gabriel with a volleyball which he "borrowed". We went over to the field area to play, and the volleyball hit the Boys Brigade's / Girl Guides' tents and flags. That made them sorta slanted. We continued playing till we sweated as mad. Well, at least I did. Then, we went back to the bookshop to collect pay. Then played volleyball for a while more at the parade square.

This is where it gets funny. While playing, we overheard two hurried girls running towards the field talking on the phone loudly exclaiming : "What? Our flag slanted?" . Madeleine Gabriel and I were like O: literally.

So after that the clock hit 3 and then I got back home bathed and then met up at a certain Serangoon estate/playground and had fun (:

Now, enough about what happened in school and such. Me and brother always have these little humorous conversations about random topics. Only me and him understand each other's jokes. Somehow. Its like a connection you knw? Anyway, that's not the point.

Thing is, there's one thing I figured out about almost all guys. They're wusses. Yes, if you don't know what that means, it means they are "scaredycats" or, "no balls" if you like that term. One thing you should/should not know about me is that I absolutely hate insects. However, here's the thing.

Guys are only wusses when it comes to insects when nobody is around, or someone of their family is around. Here's an example.

Everytime I see a small lil' bug at home, I'll be like "Holy shite." then avoid that area. If that area is near my computer and I'm using it, then I'll either quickly shut down the computer or get an elder member of tha family to deal with it. I have no idea why I'm revealing this but I just felt like it. HOWEVER. When I'm with like, this bunch of classmates (a.k.a girls), and an insect appears. Guess who's the hero that saves the day from creepy crawlies/flies-es.

I'd be all "Dude srsly? Scared of this tiny thing? Get me a tissue." Then I'll grab it and flaunt it around while the others just get all scared. I then proceed to throw it away. Well, yes. That's the whole logic behind it. The same bug that I heroic-ly killed back in school, now I'm running away from back at home.

But seriously, its like the people around you matters. I feel much less scared when there are people MUCH MORE scared than I am around (a.k.a girls). Suddenly that creepy insect isn't all that creepy. Cmon guys, admit it. You ARE afraid of those creepy crawlies.

I think I'm a disappointment to the male race. LOL.

Anyway, before I go.. another dedication my fellow balls. (Once again, those aint my testicals)

Origirenald, Cabbage, White Lettuce, Cuboid, Crystal and Mama!
To cuboid : Dont worry, we'll find you soon!
To cabbage : Just hang in there buddy, we'll get you out of that small small hole back in December!

-Renald

Dedicated to Sahir Efc Sachdev

Today while bathing I was wondering how many times a single funny moment made my day. I remembered one moment vividly, the time I was on facebook. I'll let screenshots do the talking (:

This was posted on facebook. Lots of people commented , but one in particular caught my eye.

Yeah. I know. I posted this in reply to him.

What made me happy was that 6 people actually liked my comment. I assumed nobody cared about my comment either but I suppose people were curious enough to look back at the comments and find that guy.

What made me even happier was the fact that my comment had the highest number of people who liked it. Oh god I feel so accomplished.

I mean, I know its some small thing but come on, its hilarious when I think about it now. And yes, I do have so much time in my hands I spent 30 minutes trying to find the same post I commented on like 21 days ago.

-Renald

So what if I can rap?

Nelly : If you ever loved somebody putcho hands up.
Me: *hands up* Sup.

I don't really wanna hide my emotions. Feeling pretty bad right now. I guess I can't really blame people for their sudden bad moods. I mean, yeah. Its their life. I don't know anything about em'.
I'm pretty sure they have reasons for everything, perhaps I should be more understanding.
And yep, that's how I'm feeling right now. Emotional. For no apparent reason. Well, okay, maybe one or two reasons.

Yeah, okay. That's about it. Maybe ranting about someone having just about everything, and still getting upset isnt the point. Because its two different things. So, alright. I'll try.

Having seriously bad flu right now. Gonna sleep early tonight. Ciao.

The phrase "You often don't see what's right in front of you till it's gone", has always made sense. But it never made that much sense to me.

-Renald

Flower poking through the sidewalk, soil.

After eating two pieces of not-so-tasty white bread 12.48 in the morning after having a little talk from mah parents and watching Manny 'Pacman' Pacqiuao thrash Antonio Magarito on Channel 202, I decided I'd blog for awhile.

So, its been long time coming. *cough* Actually I sneezed but that's not the point. Basically, I've found myself.. well. I didn't find myself jobs. I was sorta introduced a couple of them. Firstly, the bookshop thing, Venus and some other peepo intro-ed and I sorta just "On"-ed them. Because cmon, Holidays are for rotting at home and me dont likey that shit. There's an opportunity, take it. And yeah, awesome. Basically what we're supposed to do is see anybody who wants to get books. Give em' a queue number and tell them that's the amount of minutes they have left to live.

I'm just kidding. Give them a number, take their book list, get into the bookshop, scramble for books and pile them onto your two miserable arms that are breaking from the constant physical pressure of unuseful education. After which, we put those crap in front of the customer, then we double check the books, the prices. Then we get the $$ from them, go inside the bookshop, press the 'open cash register' button. Well, the button doesn't say that but that's what it does. Yeah so, put in the cash, get the change. Write the receipt, tear the receipt. Staple it onto the book list and here comes the part I hate the most.

Putting them in plastic bags. Screw that man, I don't even know why I hate it. I guess I could argue about how the enviroment is depleting and the world is coming to an end, that's why I hate that job but no, truthfully I dont give a shit.

Actually I do give a shit, but not literally too. Because if I did give shit, that'd be causing land pollution, and all the ladies would avoid shit-smelling-guys. I don't want that kind of shit.

But once again, I'm off the topic bus/train. Lets get back on track.

So yeah. I hate packing the books into the plastic bags because sometimes, those customers aren't kind enough to help you hold the books or plastic bags, for you to put the books in them. Thus making it a difficult job. But cmon, its okay. I'd do anything for twice a dozen plus one dollars for seven hours.

I just love making people calculate money in their head. Hahaha. I bet you three quarter of a dollar plus ten bucks of half a dozen 50 dollar notes that you did try to calculate those crap.

Anyway, yep. Besides the bookshop job, my same name friend that's lame (notreally) without the 'ld' intro-ed me another job of sorts. Rena's sister and her boyfriend(which is like, 190+), had to go around the Bukit Panjang and Fajar Road area estate to survey the residents on their satisfactory level of Fajar Shopping Mall.

It was pretty tiring, but all worth it in the end. Why was it worth? Because I got paid thrice of my age plus nine adding to another half a dozen and then minus half my age dollars. WHUT.

So yeah, lovin' the holidays so far. Can't wait for a few more days ^^

I'm probably buying next year's books and pants that reach my ankle tomorrow, I love biology. Seriously. Oh by the way, since I already slept like 3 hours earlier in the day, I shall talk more crap before going to bed. When I was reading the biology textbook whilst slacking/working dilligently (choose one) in my job, I came across the chapter of asexual reproduction in plants. Then, this came to my mind.

Hmm, I find plant-sex really boring. Like come on, the plants dont do back and forward motions (not that I know what that means), up and down motions, or or uh, using their style's to lick their let's say 'roots'? Cmon, give em' a chance to do something on their own.

Plants are just like waiting for bee's and other insect shit to do it for them. There's no fun in doing that. Just imagine human reproduction was somewhere along that line. I'll put a picture into your head with my awesome description, don't worry.

Just imagine you just got married. You are going into the hotel room to "dong fang". Then suddenly your mom-in-law comes in and takes off all your clothes, and then your second-aunt comes in and takes off all of your wife's clothings. Then suddenly, your mom-in-law starts extracting your extremely tiny little frog babies, and puts them inside a bottle. Then, walks over to your aunt at the other side of the room and passes that bottle full of tadpoles. Your aunt then tries to insert those tadpoles into let's say uh, cellular bowl with a relatively small opening (not that i know anything). And then a new baby is born. Like, three letters : WTF.

That's right, WATER THE FLOWERS you sun of a gun.

That's how boring it is for a plant, come on. A plant can't see, it can't smell, it can't grow muscles, and now you're taking away their pleasure privileges? I don't know who I'm talking to actually, I'm just speaking to nobody.

That's right nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Butchu. *Clap clap, clap*

Okay that's about it for now, I have to wake up early for work tomorrow as well. Ciao fellow gottaf's and tuls's!

This segment is dedicated to my fellow paper balls :
My eldest ball : Norman
Second ball : Cabbage
Third ball : White Lettuce
Youngest ball : Cuboid!

I wasn't referring to my testicals, you sick ****. There's only two of em', by the way. If you didn't know.

-Renald

No srsly, forget all about my rant about the triple d's. I don't want another heck of a scolding from my ex-mom. LOL.

I only have 5minutes before I go get ready for training, intended to download songs, but felt like posting anyway. I don't really know what to post but still.

Had insomnia last night, laid down at 1am, was awake till 4 i suppose.

Okay, enough crap. Post later, maybe.

Please let Josef go training..

-Renald

Forget all I've said in the previous post. LOL.

Phew.

My second post in a day. Now how often is it you see that from me? This lazy son of a gun.

Anyway, just an update on the previous post, the McSpicy was epic. I took a few pictures, which I am NOT going to upload. Because, I'M LAZEH! And that's just me. Well, this brings me to the next point of the reason of posting today. I think this is my first 'life' post in a while. So let's get started, shall we?

Of course, I didn't mean the McSpicy reference. I meant the "that's just me." reference. So basically, everyone has their own unique personality. And, that's just you. You are you. I'm pretty sure all of you have heard Bruno Mars' Just the way you are. And basically the song is about loving someone well, i know its obvious but, just the way they are.

You are you, and people love it about you. The good points, the bad points. Sure the bad points frustrate or maybe even piss people off sometimes, but people love you because YOU ARE YOU. Holy shit, how many times have I said that. Anyway.

People encounter change in life all the time, change in surroundings and other crap. But I always HATE it, when someone goes "I think you've changed". Well sure, you may as well have. Okay hold on, I'M OUT OF TOPIC. Moving on.

You may realise that you have many bad points and you wanna change it, but don't take changing yourself too seriously. Because you are your own personality, and as long as you're not an asshole or a bitch inside your heart, then you're good.. to some extent.

Change for the better, sure. But just remember to have fun doing so. For example. One solid example. Vulgarities.

SURE, it is uncivilised in the outside world. You can't say it in school, you can't really say it at work. And sometimes you just get angry and those words just spout out, then you get reprimanded or scolded for it. That's okay, people make mistakes. And I'm pretty sure that dude who scolded you spouted much vulgarities in his youth or younger days. Besides, you are angry, you're entitled to voice out your own opinions, and that's important. Expressing yourself.

Imagine a world without vulgarities. JUST SAYING. Your newly bought car got smashed to bits by a construction company who refuses to admit responsibility, you tripped on a banana peel on the road and almost got smacked in the face by a lorry carrying 6 tonnes of explosives. Your girlfriend/boyfriend just broke up with you because you dont have an awesome car anymore. And your wallet just got stolen by some dude after you just avoided that huge lorry while you were still in shock.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO? You wouldn't go "Ahhhaha, this just isn't my day. Dang.." .
That wouldn't make you feel good, at all. Would it? Would saying that give you comfort of any sense? Wouldn't it feel better if you just went "FU*K! KNNBCCB HOW CAN THIS SH*T HAPPEN TO SOMEONE ALL IN A FU*KING SECOND, B*TCH! SH*TFACE C*CK BI*CH ASSH*LE GO*D*MITT LANJ*AO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So? Whut. I read a phrase somewhere that said, "Life's hardships are easier to take with vulgarities." And its true. Really, you must have a platform to express your anger don't you? But srsly though, don't rant like that all the time. If you do, then I suggest you visit the psycologist.

Some things are just fine the way you are, you don't have to be perfect, because nobody is. And your loved ones love you just the way you are right now (: Just don't be an asshole and you'll do well in life.

THERE IS ONE THING, HOWEVER. I AM NOT FINE WITH.

-.- YES. THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

AND NO, I DON'T ACCEPT =.= EITHER.

DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING. -.- WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I really can't imagine you putting a face to that -.- thing. Just imagine. It looks like the face of a sleeping baby for goodness sake. Srsly stop, its irritating. You know I mentioned change? Yeah, CHANGE THAT. Stop using it.

What are you trying to achieve by putting this -.-? I rather much prefer -_- it gives the diao.. kinda impression to a lame joke. -.- THIS? IT GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE PISSED. Really. Its like you're in a happy conversation and then you suddenly go -.- and then we're like okay dude, chill man.

What the shit. -.- GO SLEEP LAH. If your eyes are so tired then sleep earlier goddammit. I admit, I'm not the earliest of sleepers. But that's not that point.

OKAY, BEFORE ANY OF YOU DASH DOT DASH USERS COME CHARGING TOWARDS ME.
I'm not pissed. I'm just trying to say that, that's the impression you give people when you use the 'dash dot dash'. The triple D, I like to call it. Well, i dont like to, but still.

Sorry, i just don't think I can hide my hatred for that emoticon anymore. Because, and I'm serious. This is an example.

Johnny : Yo dude, what's up.
Me : Sup, ceiling. LOL.
Johnny : -.-
Me: ... what?
Johnny : What ?

I TRIED TO MAKE A JOKE. THEN YOU -.- ME. OBVIOUSLY YOU GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE PISSED RIGHT?

Once again, I'm NOT pissed. I emphasize, I'm so happy I can :D now. Well not really, Tottenham just lost but.. Yeah. Just trying to state my point. So, I'm starting a resolution, to stop the -.-'s. Because those three symbols don't belong together.

-Renald

RUNDA!

Hey bitches friends,

It's been a really boring day. Yup, its only 2.30pm so far. Anyway, two days ago wasn't that boring. But before I get to the unboring day, let's talk abit about today.

I have my (Brothers) almost out of battery iPod connected to my X-Mini blasting Light Up The Sky by Yellowcard, and I decided on this boring, boring day. That i'd do something .. try something new. On this hot sunny humid boring day, my maid just went to buy the Double McSpicy for my lunch. I came with backup however, with an upsized sprite drink. Prepared. I hope.

Hopefully that burger would spice things up, get it? Hahaha. That was NOT hilarious.

Oh look, my iPod's out of battery. Totally didn't see that coming.

Crap, i wanted to take the charger, then it dropped into this deep hole beside my table. Can't reach. Hold on just a sec. Got it out. I should have video-ed it. Damn that was awesome. I used another plug to get that plug out. Hilarious, not. But still, gotta love my improvisation skills.

Other than the bragging part, I've got other stuff to talk about.

On the 4th of November, an extremely ORDINARY day, totally no special event. I went out with the people I love to.. first to Tiong Bahru, then to Marina Barrage, then to Suntec City and back home. Pretty awesome day ^^ I have heard news that when the other people went ice-skating, lots of MOVES were made -wink- . Gutted I missed those crap, but awesome day anyway (:

Just yesterday, I spent a lot of time watching Glee (L) Season 1 with my brother. Went swimming at SAFRA too, then had Laksa for dinner at Northpoint.

So that's basically it. My double mcspicy is here. Holy shit. Hope I don't regret. Will try to take some photos if I ain't lazy. Ciao people.

-Renald

I really don't want to be left in the dark, again and again..

TOHMAH!

Alright, time for some unfinished business. AKA unuploaded photos. Okay, we'll start off with an emotional haolun. You see, there was his birthday, then there was no gift, and then the impromtu birthday card *cough*STARTED BY ME*cough* we gave to him. Cool right, theres the 'H' there. Nice emotional moment for ya thar.

In the time where we all got together for our last day as 2/1-ers, this is the only time I can safely say, Pussy on Dick. Well, Wennhao's dick.

Time for MUN crap.

Check it, Renald Loh, delegate of Mexico, land of the thugs.

My work station. You see, after a few hours MUN started to get boring, the Italy dude was playing with his phone the whole time so I thought it'd be okay to take a few pictures.

The many flags of the world, plus plenty of heads below.

I don't even have to say anything, just look at the shit load of clubs and societies they have.

And altogether, the AMKSS MUN team.

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Imma make that thing bounce, TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imma make that thing shake, TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imma make that thing click, TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Until that thing breaks, TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Holy shit that song's awesome. Addicted to it. I dont know what the heck he's singing but it's some addictive shit.

Anyway, got back to playing maple. WHUT. I know i know, i'm wasting my life away. But I just felt like it so, yep. There's actually tons of more pictures I want to upload but I'm wasting my life away uploading photos as well, so yep.

Okay, i suddenly don't remember what to say. So yeppy yup. JIAYOU HAOLUN!

You know what I mean. When you get home and read this post. I'll tell you now that its 1.10pm. So haolun, recall what you were doing at 1.10pm? Yes? GOOD. NOW JIAYOU HAOLUN!

-Renald

Looking forward to Thursday!

I see Mindfreak like wazzup man waz happenin?

I don't think I've ever encountered a weirder day than this. Well, the day ain't over, but I already felt a lot of different emotions today. Such as.. forget it. Lazy to list. Well basically just a lot of stuff happened. Then again, not really.

I'll start off by saying what happened in the day.

I woke up at 6.30 this morning, whilst I was supposed to leave the house at 6.30. Nonetheless i didn't give a shit and reached YCK stadium at right about 7. But before that, just before I got onto the train, this guy coughed into my hand. Like, wtf dude. Cough on your own hand, bitc*. Just kidding.

Anyway, I reached at around 7, then helped set up some tables, and extra-edly followed Wennhao and Elyas to go to Cheers to buy some loafs of bread. Subsequently Alfred and Haolun caught up and extra-ed along too.

Then then, I had to go run my 1000m race. I got 7th place behind Alfred & Josef and other track people, and one other guy. Which was really disappointing with my standards, though my supposed "standards" are bullmilk.

Then came my announcing job. I was supposed to only have a bit-part role, but I ended up running almost the whole show (till Jenson took my job halfway through) with Ru Ling, i think. There are shit load of stuff to annouce, and didn't have time to reply msgs. Its like i read my phone, laugh, then followed by "Renald, I need you to..".

I got delivered Blueberry Rock sticky in between my shift ^^ . Anyway, after a while I announced for fun and the nervousness went away. Then i went crazy, almost. Announcing is fun, real fun. Then, we had prize presentation, then stuff, then go home.

But not really home. I walked out the stadium with the guys, then i realised i didn't have my wallet. I ran back in searched the whole stadium. Didn't find it. After which Mdm J gave me 10 bucks to go home. Then.. we all went home. On the train, I recieved a msg from Haoze, saying : "I hv your wallet". At that point I didn't know whether to think "Thank Goodness" or "Fuck you". But i called him anyways and soon got back to school to get it from him. Thanks dude, but couldn't you tell me earlier?

I was sad till i couldn't be sad no more. But, whatever man. I got my wallet and that's all that matters (: And and, after I got my wallet I was informed that I would be cooked bento! :D Then, I was so happy that i treated myself to sugar donut and some char shao bao ^^

And, talked to shamilah about class chalet on the bus home. And tadaa, ciaosai.

That's about it I suppose, I have some interesting pictures on my phone that i took, so if I ever not get lazy, I'll post it. I'm lazy. Kbye.

-Renald

Quick post because Imma go bathe in 10minutes, since my h... heaters on.

Hmm, it seems as though my maid has gotten authority.

Me : I'll bathe in 10 minutes.
Maid : 10 minutes?! I give you 5 mins.
Me: I say 10 minutes..
Maid : Nono, you go bathe. Just now watch tv, now play computer. Go bathe.
Me : *holds it in..*

Sigh, I wanted to shout "WHO THE BOSS HERE AH HUH? HUH? YOU ANSWER ME IF NOT I SEND YOU BACK PHILIPINES I TELL YOU." But no, I'm a kind soul (:

ANYWAY. I'd better be careful she doesnt see that, lmao.

SO BASICALLY, I don't remember what really happened this few days. OH YES!

On Sunday, I went to Queensway to buy football shoes with my brother. Queensway is seriously a sports hub. So confusing can. Anyway, I went into this shop. The uncle went : "YES BOY? WADYOUWAN?" I was like, "oh, uh see see first." Then my brother was like how about this? *points at shoe* Then I was like oo hmm... maybe.. then the uncle cut "SO THIS ONE OKAY AH BOSS? WHAT SIZE YOU WANT." he had face as if he'd kill me if i didn't buy it. So i was like.. uh.. can lah. I try on first. Then I put it on with socks. Then hmm, okay leh. Then he was like "OKAY COMFIRM AH BOSS?"

Whatever man, matter of fact I just bought the shoe because I was pressurized by the owner's aggressive salesmanship. I hate my life. But shoe was okay though.

Sigh, my maid come kpkb again. Imma go bathe now. Edit this post later perhaps. CIAO CIAO!

AWWWW... :D

-Renald
I never lie okay (:

No.

I just don't think I'm supposed to feel this way.

HEY PEEPS. Ah, no mood to blog. Basically :

Thursday - CLARKE QUAY TO VIVO WITH HAOLUN DEDRICK AND BENEDICT. FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO FACEBOOK KTHXBAI.

Friday - DOOMSDAY BOOMSHAKALAKA. Got back Maths, Science, Geography. None above 70. But passed all. Barely.

THEN. NOW. K THATS ALL.

Gonna be pretty busy MUN these few days.. Fuck it.

Sudden mood for song-writing, not-exactly appropriate song-writing.
I'm tired.

-Renald
I can't differentiate right and wrong anymore.

Even David Blaine had to go and take some classes!

I'm overboard,
And i need your love pull me up,
I cant swim on my own.
Its too much,
Feels like I'm drowning without your love,
So throw yourself out to me, my life saver.

Today was.. hmm, great! (: Went to VivoCiteh with the people I love , woo! :D Watched "The Other Guys", found it hilarious.

Hmm, yesterday I went to East Coast to cycle with Cliquinity and Josef, really fun. But my SD card ate up all the awesome photos and videos we took. Stupid Motorola!

Well, yeah. On Monday, the guys came to my house to play Wii, block catching, alibomb, and some other crocodile game. What, we're young! We do whatever we want *wink*.

Now that exams are over, I've got all the time in the world to make my life what I want it to be, don't I? I swear, I'm going to make my life the best it has ever been. Ain't gonna give a damn about the rest of the world. B.I.O!

Holy, have I only just realised how awesome Big Bang was?

-Renald
Baby, I just want you to be happy, got it? (:

DAMN YOU ULCER.

Hey guys, I'm really happy because I THINK I DID WELL FOR ALL OF MY EXAMS! HAHAHAHA, Get sarcasm? Anyone?

Hmm, I think I can get ready a chopping board and a trash bin to store my beheaded head, so as to you know, do one more good deed for my dad before my executioner(dad) chops my neck off. Convenience you see. Why? Because I probably flunked one two three three or more subject papers. And one of them includes Science, HELLO SATAN! I can almost see you already.

I think i'll get back to full time blogging. For some reason, I just love laughing at my own jokes, they're hilarious. Right guys, haha, guys? Guys? *crickets*


But fuck exams, they are over. O.V.E.R. Ovulating Vicious Evil iRritants.

Get it? You see, ovulating, pms, mood swings, etcetra. Which says its in a bad mood, and.. stuff. What, I'm just applying scientific knowledge into my posts. What, I can't do that? WELL WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT, HUH. THIS IS A FREE WORLD GODDAMMIT, I'M A FREE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNanyway, let's move on.

Oh by the way, I remember promising a video of a video blog. I can't do it, well because, I just cant stand talking to a camera. I dont remember if I'd mentioned that before but yeah, its really chilling to see yourself talking to a camera afterwards.

I'm going to have to find inspiration to post from now onwards so yeah, that's about it from me today. There's one more maths paper left so, yeah. Not exactly over. But once its over, I'M A FREE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

-Soon-to-be Free Mannn
Wakakaka. SUGAR DONUT! :D

HAPPY FEET! Not really. BUT STILL HAPPY!

Studies? HAHHAHHAA GOOD ONE DAD.

I'm just kidding. Imma go study soon. Getting into that bio class is reallly important. Not really, but I suppose yes, its important.

Nah nah nah nahthin' on you babe, nah nahthin' on you.

These few days have been pretty.. interesting ^^ LOL. For various reasons, not sure I'm ready to open up just yet. But however, now that I've everything I've ever wanted to do done, I need to spend the next few days or weeks being lifeless. Studies take priority now, i mean before some people. *cough*

So imma quickly finish this post up, eat my dinner, then Im gonna go studyyyyy alll night long! Just kidding, I'm stopping at nine to talk on the phone. After which, CHIONG AH!

To be honest I'm just making sure this blog ain't dead. So, good bye good bye. :)

Lets see, what now? Lol.

-Renald
AMBITION!

25/09/10 (L)

HOORAH! :D

I feel like a hero, and you are my heroine.
Do you know that your love, is the sweetest sin?

I've never felt so happy in a while.

Well, my brother is away in Malaysia with his girlfriend. Leaving me here at home. Its 1.30am, and I don't know what to do. Sleep? You say? I don't wanna. Why doesn't this seem surprising..

I thought I could talk on the phone till late at night tonight, and slack around and have fun. But but but, it just wasn't meant to be ):

I suppose at this time, with all my notes downstairs, there's only one thing to do. Write songs.

Goodbye. Expect awesome songs by tomorrow :)

-Renald
Please, tell me too.

Sudden burst of stupidity

Well, I'm supposed to be asleep right now, as I promised someone.

But bear with me, I'm gonna shuijiao after this. :)

To think its only 11.20 and I'm gonna sleep, hmm. What has my night life habits turned to after I met Jiayu. Lol. I think it all started when I stayed up for that Alejandro video or smth.. hmm, good times.

Anyway, I have no idea what this post is about. Just felt like posting and keeping things alive ¬

Bruno Mars is awesome.

I suddenly like B.O.B's voice a lot. For some reason, I suppose after I watched the "Teach me how to Dougie remix" video, I was like, woh. "B.O.B killed it".

Isn't it funny how sometimes songs that suck so so bad are stuck in your head? I shall end the post with one of those songs.

This.Right here.Is my..
PRETTY.BOY.SWAG. HEYYYYYYYYY
PRETTY.BOY.SWAG. HEYYYYYYYYYY
PRETTY.BOY.SWAG. HEYYYYYYYYYYY
PRETTY BOY SWAG. HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh, another one.

Teach me how to dougie, teach teach me how to dougie.
Everybodeh dougie eve-everybodeh dougie. Ehbody dougie ehehbody dougie.

Songs I've mentioned :

Teach me how to dougie remix - Cali Swag District

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Pretty Boy Swag

Cali Swag District - Teach me how to dougie

Of all songs in the world, I'm addicted to this bullshit. I think I'm going insane.

-Renald
Is that a hint? Or am I just.. stupid.

What will I become?

Then again, we're all just strangers.
Strangers that have different wants and needs in life.
We just happened to meet.
I can't expect much, can I?
But what happens when that stranger is all you want?

I hate emotional music.
They make me cry.
I dread this feeling.

There must be something more.

Thanks, Messenger.

Subliminal message for me to stop doing bullshit and start working on my english composition.

An obvious difference in social status.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. This blog isn't moving in the right direction. It was supposed to be happier, and emo-free, anti-emo. Guess I can't seem to leave it behind. WELL, Life sucks. :)

I wish my chinese teacher would understand the term, "Life sucks". I haven't done my compo I dragged on for two months. He'll be here in.. 165 minutes. And I'm here blogging! Fantastico.

Can you imagine the epic scenario whereby "Life Sucks" was the excuse to get out of a bad day?

Teacher : 友伸，你的作文在哪里？
Me : 老师，生活是辛苦的。你应该知道吧。

Lmao. If only I had the balls to do that. Well I do have the balls to do that but I'm a nice guy. ^^

Hmm, the heater's been on for 20 minutes.. and I don't care.

Now, that's happier! :D Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy at all. In fact I'm fuck sad. But I suppose typing in a funnier way that's extremely British would help lighten up my mood.

So so so. I don't know. I slept for like less than 5 hours last night because I had to wake up at 6 to help out at the SD Meet. So glad I got another free shirt ^^ Oh thanks Elyas, by the way. You know, for that 20 dollar shirt. Yeah. Imma pay you back, soon. *cough*

Ah, its times like these when I just have the mood to do every single homework I have except for the chinese composition. Curse my procrastination-habits..

Okay, I think I'm gonna go bathe first, then just ram through my chinese composition. Take a short short nap and get ready for tuition. After that, ITS ALL TOTTENHAM! Come on you spurs!

COYS = Come On You Spurs , btw. Get it get it? ^^

-Renald
If I could write you a song, and make you fall in love.

need somebody.

I think I'm feeling this sadness a little bit late.
Its always on the back of my head, no matter how much I say it ain't. Well, there's nothing I can do.

Right so, fun days! I don't really remember which day I did what. But, oh right. Monday. Monday.. I woke up pretty late. Wait, I always do. Haha. Erm, i think I went cycling. Yeah. I did. I went cycling at East Coast Park with Haolun, Dedrick, Benedict. We went to AMK Hub first for some MOS burger, where I showed off my new spiked hair. Well, not really. It ain't spiked without gel. :P

So yeah. Went cycling around the whole park for 3 hours. In between we ended up at this.. skateboard ramp place. Which was supposedly for proffesional stunt bikers only. Three words :

WE.DIDN'T.CARE.

So, we tried a few slopes and stuffs with normal bikes. The first time I went down the slope I felt I was gonna crash any moment. But my bike did pretty good. All wasn't really well for Benedict though, he ambitiously tried the steepest slope and fell, bad. Not that bad. But, yeah. He.. i dont know, hurt his back, his arm and other parts. My first fall came when.. Haolun was in front of me, I wasn't really paying attention so I just kept riding towards him till I collided with the side of his bike and landed on the ground. Didn't really hurt besides a small bruise.

Now, the painful part came. I was riding up the 'simplest' of slopes when I realised there was someone coming on in the opposite direction. I held back and tried to get my footing on the floor. Turns out I couldnt reach and I just kept falling backwards whilst bouncing on my seat.

Well yeah, bouncing on my seat. It repetitively kept hitting my 'globules', if you know what I'm saying. Couldn't stand straight for a while. Afterwards it all went well till I tried stopping my bike after fast momentum. I jumped out of my seat towards the front of the bike where the metal thing connecting the seat with the handle were. No need to mention where it hit. It was just, painful.

So, after being shoo-ed away by the pros we bought some old changkee and rode a few more rounds. Then, we took the long long 13 ride back. It was around an hour and a half, before I reached the school bustop and changed bus back home.

That night... I don't exactly remember what happened but it involved some guts and a telephone. Lmao.

The next day I spent most of the day on msn chatting with Landywink I went to play basketball with Howyi, Weiyan and some other people. Went home early, wasn't in the right frame of mind to play. Kept missing open shots and mis-passing balls. Had dinner and went home and webcamed with VIVIENNE LIAU! ^^

Then the next day had geography remedial. After that, went to Dedrick's house to 'study' for like 8 hours. Went home, ate dinner. Then.. slacked at the computer and webcam-ed till, idk. 2am? LOL. (:

And finally today. Was supposed to be grounded at home, but my mom let me go to Benedict's house with Dedrick and Haolun to do homework :) Well sorta, in the middle we played room-volleyball and had pillow fights taupok! :D Benedict's shark poor thing luh, kena so many things. After that we went downstairs to pingpong for some time and went home at around 7.

So, I'm back home now. Yet to bathe :/ I haven't started revising yet. Have a lot to catch up in the coming days. Wonder whether I should go out tomorrow..

-Renald
I guess there's just left the feeling of missed opportunities.

Just beautiful.

Sigh. I don't know.

Am I really.. Do I really..?

Half of my heart tells me I do.
Half of my heart tells me I don't.
Half of my heart tells me I can't let go of the past.
Half of my heart tells me this love wouldn't last.

So, what does my heart say?

Leavin' - Jesse Mccartney

Hey baby girl
I've been watching you all day
Man that thing you got behind you is amazing
You make me want to take you out and let it rain
I know you got a man but this is what you should say

Why don't you tell him that I'm leavin' never looking back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry
No more them gray skies
Girl we flying on a g-5, g-5

And we're leavin' never looking back again
So call your shawty you tell him you found a new man
The one who's so so fly
The one to keep you high
Have you singing all night, like that

Now if I talk it girl, you know that I will walk it out
Man I'll put my money money where my mouth is
Cause you're the baddest little thing that I've ever seen
So I'm gonna ask you one time if you got a man..

Why don't you tell him that I'm leavin' never looking back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry
No more them gray skies
Girl we flying on a g-5, g-5

And we're leavin' never looking back again
So call your shawty you tell him you found a new man
The one who's so so fly
The one to keep you high
Have you singing all night, like that

Don't stress, don't stress, don't stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Don't stress, don't stress, don't stress
Cause we gone & we gone & we gone
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl you deserve nothing but the best
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl you need to tell him...

Well, whatever Jesse Mccartney said.

Nothing's been going on much lately but uhm, yeah. Fun few days its been. Hah. Bye guys.

-Renald
Just let me through this time.

When her heart breaks, I don't breakeven.

^^

I think we can somewhat say,
The DJ got us falling in love again.

Lmao. I felt what I just said was genius. Nevermind.

So.. on Tuesday we had the teacher's day celebration and stuffs. After that, met Shana and went to Northpoint to eat with Vanessa. After that we took 812 to school and waited outside along with hundreds (possibly) of Ex-Navalites. Then, the gates opened up and we went in. Met lotsa old people, then.. yeah chatted and stuffs. The water cooler was extremely small btw.

Then, we walked outside of school into somewhere in Khatib. From there we had intense discussions on what to do next. Wanted to go to a 'friend's' house but went to play basketball instead. Played at 600+ till around 6. Went to Northpoint after that, and watched Brydon eat at Long John Silvers while we kop-ed his fries pretending there was chiobu's outside. :D LOL.

After that we walked to 213 to play but there were too many people. Ended up playing at Nee Soon East CC i think. Produced 2 shots of the day. Not self proclaimed.

Reached home around 9 plus. Then talked on the phone till 12.30 :D

Woke up really late this morning and.. slacked through the whole day till this point, 6.21pm.

That's about it I suppose. Tag replies!

Ilina : Thanks :)
Shamilah : Why all of a sudden? LOL.
Amelia : Yo thanks and.. not relinked. LOL.
Van : HIIIE THARR. I don't like boiling human fat :(

Okay, that is all. Goodbye popye.

-Renald

I wish our hearts could come together as one.

What's a man to do?

Right, kay today was.. sorta emotional.

Was totally hyper and all that shit in the first few periods, but then the memories started to fade in. Well, totally owned history test. What more can I say, didn't even memorize much crap. Ahh, i think this is the start of my academic pendemic. See what I did there? acadeMIC, pendeMIC. Nevermind. Yeah, start of the downfall of my studies. I'm being so.. confident.

Oh yeah, I got 16/30 for my english composition. Which I must admit, hit me harrrdd. My english was always veh goodz de wad. I also neh use all those slang kind of thinkz.

Anyway, I laughed at my compo, because most of the mistakes were expression ones, for example :

1) Hey man,
2) Chill man,
3) Ah, What the heck

LOL. Hilarious shitz.

Yeah, so, I can vaguely remember what happened during recess. Oh yeah, this visitor of sorts kept asking the guys if our food tasted nice. He asked me last :( Tuupid uncle. .. LOL. I'm kidding uncle, your old man specs are awesome.

Right, then totally slacked during PW. And, during VE we grouped up for some project.

We called ourselves "The Rejects" and hi-fived all around. LOL. But really, true story.

So.. after that cliquinity except for Justin and Benedict went to J8 and ate at Yoshinoya. Tried something different. Hmm, not so sure I'm going back there again :/ Your push doors are awesome though! (Y)

After walking around and buying gifts for people, we headed to Dedrick's house to slack. Totally layed down on Dedrick's ultra clean floor and emo-ed for a long long time. Talked to wennhao about some stuffs too.

Then, headed home. Met Josef on 852! Lol.

Right, so that's it.

The rest on my time today will be spent on..

1) Writing a song, a love song. Duh.
2) Revising for maths
3) Deciding whether or not to wake up and watch the Tottenham match.
4) WAITING FOR VIVIENNELIAU'S REPLY. LOL.

-Renald
I'm done. But still, you're really really cute.

ALFRED, YOU ZAI, YOU VEH ZAI! LOL.

Man she got me singin' ;

TAG REPLIES :
Vivienne : Thanks for your many tags! :DD *sniff*
Shamilah : Ciao :D
Wennhao : WHICH GIRL? LOL.
Wanlin : Ho hey :)
Amelia : Yooo, lazy luh you. LOL. Thanks :)
Venus : Thankyouu :)

Why do I feel like I don't take history seriously at all?

I dont know the answer to that question but I do know that the above statement is correct. Why do I know that? Because its 9.08pm and I haven't touched my history book.

Yesterday, I went to Benedict's house to.. study. While the rest did their projects / watch people dance. On route to his house, we talked a lot about how long certain things would last. We went on and on about it.

That's.. pretty much it. I'm a boring person aren't I.

Okay fine, I'm not in the posting mood now. Just, keepin' things alive. Goodbye.

-Renald
If it's love?

Good times.

COMP LAB POST!

Ah, okay that's it. Bye.

I'll show the world, I'll make you believe.

I don't wanna be called a big mouth again so here's this.
Congratulations to a certain friend, who has done something pretty cool.
Something in which, is pretty hard to do. Yep. Purrrty' hard.
So, goodjob yeah :)

Congratulations, and fuck the rest of the world.

I'm sorry bout' that. Let's move on with, proper things shall we?

So these few days been pretty.. uh. Mixed. I don't really remember much of the previous few days except I went out with my children. Yeah.

Silly child, forgetting to bring the keys to the house :) Spent 7 bucks taking a taxi over to some part in yishun. Then taking 806 back to square one, aka northpoint. Had.. macdonalds for dinner. And then went home. When I got home I watched the.. Tottenham match and, stuff. So, we won. And, that's pretty much it.

The day before that. Was sorta fun. Haha.

On friday.. hmm, the day we went to collect trash from people's households. Pretty cool. Teamed up with Benedict and Wanlin to attack the 12th floors. Our group's first customer was a naked plum man, good guy :) But after that things became a lil' weird.

We moved on to another side of the building, then we got chased out of the lift at the 4th floor. Thus, Benedict and Wanlin ran up the stairs with me lagging behind. So, as I approached the 6th floor, they pushed me away. Whispering : "Don't go up there, got people banging!" Which honestly cracked me up. I honestly wanted to see what was happening, but.. meh. I guess I have respect for couples. But that didnt stop me making fun of them. Lmao. Indirectly, of course.

Oh, before that. Went to eat KFC with cliquinity excluding elyas, who had mosque. Then, went to T-net to play whatever crap. Played spot the difference for a while, then played this... flick-thing-into-hole-with-hands game. Vivienne and gang were there too.

So.. after that. Came home and was.. i dont remember.. Slacking, probably. Lol.

And thenz, somegirl kept making me laugh and show off my teeth :B
Haha, chatted with burgerqueen till about 11.45 then she knocked off. And, I knocked off about an hour later. :) Hmm, something tells me I'm not going to knock off so easily tonight.

Sweet dreams eh, haolun? ^^

-Renald
Things seem so so familiar, I'm afraid. History, repeating itself.
I have a good feel about this though. Do I?
I can never be entirely sure.

Its like 1 year and half compressed into a week and replaying itself to me.
What's it trying to say? Take the bait?
Or is it just corrections after a fucked up maths paper?

Sigh. Just, sigh.

Ooolala¬

Awesome advice from myself huh. LOL.
Idea courtesy of Ng Jiayu.



Hmm, these days been pretty fun I suppose. Few days back we had the volleyball interhouse. Cheered mah throat off literally. Anyone who was there can support my statement :) Oh sorry, it was yesterday. LOL. Been sorta, lost in time recently. For some reason. Anyway, congratulations to the team though! THIRD PLACE HELL FREAGIN' YEAH!


These few days I figured.. I don't need extremely detailed wishes during 11.11 to make me happy. My previous three 11.11 wishes have been solely, "I wish tomorrow would be a great day." And well, I'm going to do the same thing today, in right about.. 83 minutes :)

I also figured that, the day is what you make of it. You can be really happy if you want to. And I want to be happy. Do things that, no matter how lame or how pointless, is a fun thing to do. And make sure that thing would put a smile on you and possibly someone else's face. I think this piece of tissue paper explains it all.

Need a tissue for you to wipe your tears? Just give me a text :)

RENALD'S TISSUE DELIVERING SERVICE,
We deliver it, without you knowing it ^^

Alright so. I've not made my choice yet, so I'll need more emotional music and time to ponder. But for now.. lets get started on that pile of math worksheets shall we?

GOODBYE!

-Renald

A choice to make.

Hmm, I wonder.

Is it worth it doing something that you'd enjoy at first, but you'll know you end up being fucked at the end. But still, it'll be lots of fun and gives me some exposure. Its certainly doable, to my point of view at least.

Either that or going with the saying "Prevention is better than cure". Should I be content with what I have achieved thus far? Saying "I've done so much, this is enough. Better not risk anything." . That's a formula for a boring life.

However, with my situation analysis prowess ( not being bhb here ), things would probably turn ugly if something bad or not according to plan happens.

In games, I've always took risks. Take for example 'daidi', or Big 2. No wait, that's complicated to explain. Alright, Blackjack. During the festive Chinese New Year, my family and I always play '21', or Blackjack. When I get a 16 or 17, with a $2 bet in mah hand, I've always took another card. I'm not saying I'm a gambler or anything, but to me, I think that proves something.

I'll think about it. This certainly ain't just about cards.

Updating links and blogskin tomorrow. Goodnight people.

-Renald

Hello thar!

Turns out I couldn't live without a blog. Lmao

Call me outdated that I'm using blogger's NEW format system but I'm just lazy. Now, wasn't that a tad bit ironic. Fix that later.

I am also lazy to post right now so, yep. Welcome back to Renald's blog.

Expect nothing new from the previous blogs, they'll still be the same. Except I've become funnier. I'm kidding. See, that wasn't funny was it.

If you'd like to see my other 300 or so posts then you can go to www.renzzz96z.blogspot.com to read them. But warning though, they bring back bad memories. Well, some at least.

Okay so.. RENZZZ96 VERSION TWOZ. ISPENTFIVEMINUTEZZZ96

-Renald
There's gotta be something more it, isn't there?

In about 19 minutes.

To my awesome daughter :

I'm under somewhat pressure right now, because I've just recieved news that future Mrs Teo is gonna sleep soon. NAH IM JUST KIDDIN' :D So basically, I've created another blog for some reason. Even though I could use my old blog, http://www.renzzz96z.blogspot.com/ HAHAHA. Nobody would've guessed am I right? Inside joke.

Well, I would've felt no need to say it was an inside joke because obviously the only person to see this is you, Miss Hunky and Charming.

If you were wondering about my blog url, I'd say this. I wanted to use 'awasteofspace' as my blog name, but as expected it was taken. Then.. I thought and thought and thought, guess what. *look at blog url*

Alright so, enough bullshit. Though, saying enough bullshit would mean the end of the whole post doesn't it? Anyway, yeah. I'd probably keep this blog, and change the url later on. This signifies, a new chapter in life. Though, there's not much change in my life. In terms of everything, except love, of course. *cough*

Yeah, so. New chapter. Life, whatever. You'd probably know by now, its hard to change the types of jokes I make. Which can be described in about... three words. Lame.. Inappropriate... and.. Lame. So, okay. I can't really think straight. I've been posed with a task of making someone tickle their own fancy within a time slot of about.. 840 seconds. To think I actually bothered to calculate the time.. ANYWAY.

That leaves me with about 823 seconds as I type, so yes. I realise I'm using a lot (two) of the winekone's terms, which makes me a retard. Which coincidentally, doesn't rhyme with custard, mustard and bastard. And.. for urbandictionarers, lustard.

If you haven't been noticing, none of these paragraphs relate to what I've told you. That I have lots of stuff and jokes I couldn't say out. Because, once these jokes are said. They are, forgotten. By me. Because, its too cold. Too bloody cold.

Its bloody cold¬
Its bloody cold¬
Its bloody cold, its true.¬

Ahh, good times. Go Dead ringers. You know what else is ring-shaped? Onion rings. And, before I go into onion rings, I wasn't saying that the Dead Ringers were, in-fact shaped like a ring. Because.. that'd be weird.. and a freak of nature.

So, onion rings right. They are made of awesome. Because obviously potato is awesome, and holy is cheese. Holy awesome, cheese fries. Remember?

Do you remember?
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
All of the times we had¬¬

Digressing is really a handy way of finding out things to say. Of which is a tactic I am using right now. So, eight minutes to 10.25 where you remind me to get 98 bucks from me lim peh lao peh, lan peh peh. ... I have no idea. LOL.

Yes, so speaking of handy ways. Handy road. Which, is the only place I can go to TO get my phone fixed. I pretty much ranted how much I hated my phone which caused me go through all that bus drama which... is sad.

So, enough of a buses, missus. No, I didn't mean that. I just wanted something to rhyme.. and stuff. Make you laugh. You see, don't play with me. You know, gonna carry on with this post now. Again know and now doesn't rhyme, but let's not waste our time.

I think I literature thhemm pro sial. LOL.

Alright, 5 minutes.

Tune/Turn it up¬
Its five minutes to midnight,
Sing our names (smth like that) in city lights¬

Review post review post review post.... DONE.

Ugh, the post still feels short. But nonetheless, I'll make it up to you. By buying you that.. Subway sandwhich crap. While you treat me to a cookie! I like cookiez. What you wanna treat me is up to your decision..

She's indecisive,
She can't decide.
She keeps on lookin',
from left to right.

That's enough crap. So, hope you've laughed and... bang. Someone died. Made your night. Stop yo fight. Turn off the lights. ... Really. I don't know what I'm saying. kthxbrb.

-Renald